Mayhaps some baur zigvolt nsfw, that dilf doesn’t get enough love 👉👈
GRANDPA?!?!?! Okay 👍
TW: Mentions of pregnancy, Brat taming
A shiver trailed up your spine as Baur held you down by the nape of your neck. You knew he had been pent up ever since he had to run back and forth between the Princess’ castle and your home due to the impending threats of war. But you didn’t think he would be this frustrated…
“Ah~ Baur be gentle!”
“I’m trying.”
He grunted out as he bullied his thick cock into your tight cunt. You could feel your pussy squelching with each inch he shoved into your sopping hole. A mischievous thought crosses your mind when you look back and see his hair sticking to his forehead. Beads of sweat have appeared and he’s breathing heavily as he tries not to sink balls deep into you in one swing.
I shouldn’t…
But you can’t help yourself. You arch your back and push your ass flush against his pelvis.
“Hngh!”
“Ah!”
You forgot how long he was. The thick head of his cock brushes your cervix as you regret fucking yourself over along with Baur.
“Idiot!”
He grabs the back of your neck before shoving you face down into the bed. You can’t move your head an inch and pathetically let out small pleas of “sorry” and “won’t do it again”.
“Of course, you won’t be able to do it again! I won’t let you!”
You almost wanted to take him up on that challenge. Almost. But with the way he was pushing his weight onto you and growling into your ear…
It would be the end of your pussy as you knew her.
“Ah! No! Baur!”
You sob out as your hands dig into his forearm holding you tight against him. The sinews of his veiny muscles being scratched up do little to deter him as he pistons his dick in and out of you. His other hand is too busy holding your leg wide open for him to angle himself better into you from behind. Mottled hickeys and the shape of his fangs are embedded into your skin as you bounce uselessly in his arms.
He was throwing you all over the bed into various positions as you tried to get him to slow down or at least give you a little break, but you know you shouldn’t have teased him while he was already so stressed. The least you can do now is offer him some relief by letting him fill you up. He hopes he can leave you something to focus on until he returns from his deployment and someone else to look forward to when he comes back.
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Things worth noting for: this is smut. it's mostly during their seasons (- silver)
Malleus Draconia:
Whose idea was it…? Totally not yours, yeah….
You tend to squirm around a lot whenever you and Malleus spend some alone time together so you thought it would be fine to tie yourself up.
Haha…, pretty sure you're gonna need a wheelchair after this.
The usual mating press seems to be making him hit your cervix a lot more than the times you were formerly not tied.
Or maybe it's just because you're not trying to crawl away because you can't.
Despite wishing you could cover your mouth as you moan so loud you prolly could wake the entire castle if it weren't for the silencing spell casted, you can't!
Because y'know, your hands are tied.
Malleus was skeptical about it at first.
Tying you up? Why would he even do that?
Now he prolly would do it everytime.
Usually you would squirm, which you are doing now.
But this time you couldn't escape him nor his thrust.
Kinda messes with his brain there.
What cha mean he can just tie his spouse to the bed if they always try to squirm away or cover their moans.
"Please, love, just one more…. I just want to make sure it sticks."
Lilia Vanrouge
It's his idea.
100%
It's mostly just for fun
And roleplay
Like, he wanted to wear his general uniform again but what's the fun in simply doing that?
Noo, you're gonna be the human spy that the evil Fae general caught.
He also ties the ropes like you ain't escaping, but then again not too tight so that it actually hurts.
It's more like an interrogation roleplay.
Like, his soldiers caught you and he wants info and stuff.
And since you pretty and definitely not because you're his other half he's gonna fuh it alllll outta ya!
It's also chaotic before the moment too.
You're literally given a headstart to run into the forest but Lilia raised Silver in these woods.
You're gonna get caught, and when you do he can just throw ya over his shoulder and the ya to the bed.
Sometimes you have to wonder if he actually became the general persona again.
But no, it's just Lilia wanting the roleplay to be kinda realistic.
"Human! If you don't give me the information I need then I won't hesitate to make this longer than it needs to be!"
Silver Vanrouge:
This time, it's ya idea. And kinda became Lilia's idea too
I feel like Silver is the type to indulge in anything that his lover wants.
As long as it doesn't hurt anyone of course.
It's usually just around the honeymoon phase y'know, after the wedding and stuff.
Y'all know he gonna have to repay Lilia for raising him with grandchildren right?
Yes. Grandchildren.
At first, it was your idea for just funsies.
But when the want for kids like just got accepted.
It doesn't matter how old Silver is, he's gonna go to his old man for advice.
And Lilia gave the oh so gracious advice of just fuhing long enough that it sticks.
Any normal person would get easily overstimulated if ya getting fuh by a knight in shining armour until dawn
So Lilia also handed Silver a green rope too.
He tied your arms together with a cute lil bow too.
Ain't that adorable….
Well yeah, if you don't account the fact that you've been fuhing since like 6 p.m and already got filled 4 times.
Don't worry, he won't push too hard
Will prolly kill himself before he even thinks about hurting you.
Just want them kids.
Also If there's potions for mer people to become human, does that mean there's a chance that there's potions for mpreg?…
Well it is now.
"…Dear, I promise this is the last one." (Spoiled, it's not)
Baur Zigvolt
Pretty sure this happens during the war times.
He doesn't really need any bondage to just tie you down because he has the muscles.
But if you're a brat he is going to.
Prolly got pent up a lot because he keeps having to run from the palace to your home.
And thought his daughter (Sebek's Mom) prolly needed a playmate when papa and mama are busy.
He doesn't really have much time during breaks.
Which is why if you're a lil bish he's gonna tie you up to get the job done faster.
He's usually soft in bed.
But he's a whollleee different person when he's already stressed and you're being bishy.
Also getting choked by those biceps…
"If you didn't keep being such a brat I wouldn't have to do this now would I?"
Maleanor Draconia
It doesn't matter if the senate approves of not.
She wants that cookie.
And she's gonna get it.
Lizards can change genders depending on the environment.
So it's a-okay if ya a girl or a boy
A kid is gonna come out no matter the outcome
She prolly does it just to watch U squirm
Purposely making it loose enough for you to still squirm but not enough to actually break free
Malleus is gonna get a lil sib of his own now.
"Heh, look at you not being able to form any coherent thoughts anymore. How adorable you are…."
Please hear me out ✋😭— i barely see any fics for gramps baur, imagine him finally learning to love and forgive humans and he fucks the shit out of us?! Like probably grandma zigvolt has long passed away (i don’t think they’ve ever been mentioned idk) and hundreds of years later in modern times he wants to get back into the dating pool cause he’s lonely, lo and behold he matches with a human!! What would he do, would he be too horny and pent up to even care??
Sorry if this is weird 😞
Oh DIVA... Consider yourself railed. I was so excited to write this I skipped class lmao. I love you pookies! Also, I'm trying something new. Since this isn't a straight smut fic, I figured I could write something for everyone to enjoy before it cut!
This was also a very self indulgent fic, so I ended up making the reader a bit more fem coded for the sake of the reader squirting.
Also, this will be my 145 follower special!! Yippee!!!!!!!
Trying Again
Pairing: Baur Zigvolt x Human!Reader
Contents: (SFW) Age gap (Baur is written to be 300 while reader is in 40s), awkward dating, loss of spouse, light depictions of PTSD, sort of slow burn, realistic crocodile courting rituals, xenophobia, and more.
(NSFW) Breeding kink, dirty talk, degradation, light manhandling, marriage proposal, multiple orgasms, praise, rough sex, squirting, whining (a lot), and more.
DO NOT READ MY CONTENT IF ANY OF THESE TRIGGER YOU, I REFUSE TO GET GOT JUST BECAUSE YOU READ THIS AND GOT UNCOMFORTABLE. The following content is for entertainment purposes only, and I do not condone illegal activities.
He never thought love was on the table for himself.
It simply wasn't something he thought he wanted anymore. Two hundred years without his first mate, and he'd come to accept that he wouldn't bother again. Why would he? Baur was a decorated war hero, he had wealth, a happy family, a good home, plenty of food, everything a widower could need.
It wasn't like he didn't miss Tanya. She was everything to him. A beautiful Faerie he'd met while growing up in the Sunset Savanna, strong, independent, a wonderful woman and even better mother to their children. His nightmares would rarely happened anymore because of her, even in two centuries of living on without her to snap him out of his panics.
Admittedly, he still lived in the old forest cottage they'd once lived in together. But why would he need anything else? It was warm, cozy, and smelled like everything he loved. It was just... Lonely. His grandkids did come to visit, and with them his own beautiful daughter and her human husband. He loved them, even if it meant putting up with the human they came with. But even they visited rarely. He was still very, very lonely between those brief weeks of time together.
Maybe it was time for something new. Humans had gone almost twenty years without starting wars with the Briar Valley, and with his half-human grandchildren, he'd slowly began to accept that, yes, humans are different. Yes, humans have different values. Yes, humans have different cultures. Yes, humans are complex things of seemingly petty fights. But, they were also living things, just like Baur.
•••••••
He had let himself wander into a nearby village, right in time for the winter solstice festival. He had no real interest in the festivities, though a few caught his aging eyes or piqued his interest. Quite frankly, the thing that had the most of his concern was the sheer number of humans running around. Young, old, men, women, babies, couples, so many just running about. Baur considered leaving, at least, until a dancer bumped into him.
You let out a soft grunt, falling to your bum after hitting what felt like a brick wall. Strange, you didn't recall there being one. But on looking up, you find yourself met by the annoyed gaze of an older Faerie. His scaley beard, sharp eyes, and deep green hair take your breath away, right with the sight of his sturdy form. "I'm sorry." You sputter, quickly trying to reach your feet to apologize. But Baur, to his own surprise as much as yours, knealt down to hook his hands under your arms, only to bring you to your feet. "Keep dancing." Was all he said.
He left no room for you to speak or apologize further, for he was too busy making an escape from sight. His head was spinning, his heart racing, his palms had become sweaty. Was it his own or yours? He didn't know. But shit, he felt so scared. Walking quietly into an alley, the moment no one could see him, he was on the ground in a mental spiral.
He couldn't believe it. You looked just like her. You looked exactly like his sweet Tanya.
After the parade you had been dancing for, Baur decided to seek you out. He'd found your manager, and after explaining that a dancer with the sunflower float had bumped into him and fallen, the manager was happy to bring him to the room where you were changing. A soft knock and the call of your rather odd little human name later, and Baur got to see you once again when you opened the door.
You'd taken off the themed makeup and costume, but you still looked exactly how he remembered. "Oh, you're the one I bumped into." Baur watches as you open the door to invite him in, and he quietly accepts the invitation. "Yes." He replied, his deep voice scratching your brain so nicely as he spoke. "Were you hurt?"
That voice had you shiver for a moment, something that went unnoticed by the elder man. In response to his question, you shake your head. This makes him smile. Wow, his smile was just so handsome. He was, too. Everything about him was. You had to snap yourself out of your little stupor to sputter out another apology. "I'm sorry, again. I hadn't seen you." But Baur shakes his head. His dark, grayish green eyes watch you as you brush out your hair, his smile remaining gentle as he denies your fault. "I was the one in the way. You have nothing to apologize for."
He was sweet, really sweet. You had thought his voice was gentle when he told you to keep dancing, but this? This was even better.
"I still feel bad." You retort, brows furrowed as a pout forms. This makes his heart flutter. Tanya used to do that when he wouldn't let her do chores while pregnant or caring for their eggs. Seeing that familiar look, he was unable to stop himself when he put a toughened hand on the top of your head. "How can I help you feel better?"
The question gives you pause. Feel better? Well... You'd inconvenienced him, the least you could do was something nice. "What if I took you out?" You ask, something which throws Baur off. Take him out? Which way? No, civilian. You're a civilian. You don't mean it like that. He has to remember this.
"Like, a date?" He asked in return, though he sounded more like he was trying to understand you rather than tease you. To his question, you shrug and nod. "Well, yeah, I guess it would be."
His chuckle cuts in, and when you meet his gaze again, he'd lifted his cold hand from your head and crossed his arms under his broad chest. "We have no names to call each other, and yet you offer me a date as an apology for bumping onto me? What if I took advantage of you?"
"You're not that type of man." You shot back immediately, as if you'd taken offence to him saying that about himself. This drew a soft grunt from the male, who just returned just as snappy as you had. "And how would you know, little human?"
You didn't. But you were still pretty sure. Wanting to prove your point, you scrambled for what you knew. "The way you picked me up and told me to keep dancing." It was the only interaction you'd had before this, but it was powerful in your mind. "Like I was a child who did nothing wrong, and just needed to be reminded to keep going. You're not the type of man to take advantage of that."
Well, you'd certainly brought up a good point. Baur decided to give in, a smile tugging on his lips as he did. "Alright, I'll let you take me out."
•••••••
It had taken him two hundred years to meet you, but it took you three months to show him beautiful forests, teach him to dance, play old human games, for him to realize he actually liked your attention. You, you beautiful human, had him interested. When you two went to a lake to enjoy the first warm summer day, he stayed close to you, always smiling, always holding your hand.
When you, despite being a fully grown human of nearly forty-four years, began to play with him, nudging, splashing, floating lazily in the shallows, he realized he was in love with you.
But you? You were blowing bubbles in the water. You had thought it was cute, childish, even, when he did the same thing. But he, he was doing it for your affection. After a few minutes of bubbles, he'd brought himself closer to you with those strong hands pushing on the lake bed. Baur's lips curl into a smile as he rises from the shallow water to sit up, wet from the nose down, an act which you soon mirror.
For a moment, he is lost in your eyes. Those eyes he long lost to Tanya's peaceful passing. "Little human." He muttered as his left hand slow reached out, for a moment hesitating before he gently grabbing your smaller hand. "Three months with you, three centuries before, I'd never thought to see myself enjoying the presence of one. Yet, here I am. Here you are. With me, with you."
Your breath caught in your chest, those shining eyes full of surprise as he spoke with that gentle voice of his. "I... Thank you?" You'd no clue how to take his words, yet the sweet, sincere look in his eyes had you breathless. "No," He replies, eyes half-lidded as he slowly leans toward you. Eventually, his head bumps softly with yours. "Thank you, little human."
•••••••
Warm plates held your shared meal, while people around the restaurant spoke among themselves, his eyes remained on you. Three months of dating had come and gone, and each of your twelve dates had been rather fun. Walks in the woods, hunting, festivals, games, and tonight was the thirteenth date. Something rather important for the elder Faerie.
You were surprised at just how vocal he was with you, despite how quiet you'd originally assumed he'd be. He liked talking with you, and whenever you were at his cottage, he'd often ask you to be as close as possible. He wanted to hold you, despite what you'd thought one would do after loosing a spouse. He could still remember the look on your face when he told you his wife had been dead for at least two hundred years. It made you realize how long Faeries lived.
In return, he realized how short human lives were. What used to feel like long days without Tanya, turned into short memories with you. Still, he enjoyed it.
Baur had spent the last thirty minutes nodding along as you spoke, occasionally feeding you the food you'd ordered to share together. Were you always this pretty? Wait, yes. He knew that. You were just so... Breathtaking. Sometimes he forgot how beautiful even a human could be.
"Dear." Baur's voice snapped you from your ramblings, his gentle timbre catching your full attention. You had come to admire Baur, even despite his past in wars and killing your kind. And in your own way, you'd adapted yourself to his patterns. If he called you, you'd stop talking immediately and listen, just like his soldiers would. But instead of maintaining a baring, you'd admire him quietly. "Yes, Baur?" You coo back, smiling as you take a sip on your bubbly drink.
His eyes watch your lips, his hands soon growing sweaty as he brought one to cover his reddening face. "I'd like you to stay at my place tonight." He mutters. Great Seven, why was his voice shaking? You couldn't notice, but he did, and he hated it. "Okay!" Your smile stops his worries, and for a moment he thinks he might die. "What?" He sputtered, eyes wide as he tried to understand what you'd said. "I saaaaaaid, okay!" You mused, lips curled into a smile. "I'll stay at your place tonight."
Could he die? Baur wanted to die. Right now. Before anything went wrong. You'd agreed! You'd actually agreed! Oh, but you were giggling. "Why are you laughing?" He asked, brows furrowed with confusion, to which you reply with your sweet little smile.
"You were doing a happy growl."
"I was not."
•••••••
Laying on his sofa, wrapped in his strong arms, the two of you were locked in a sweet kiss. His rougher lips dances his yours, breaths mingling as he held you close. For a moment he thought he was floating, a feeling he welcomed. With your name falling from his lips, he found himself growing bolder and bolder. As did you.
Your kiss grew more desperate, your hands rubbed his tense shoulders while his held those hips he'd been aching to touch for weeks now. "I love you." You whisper, which draws him to pause. "What?" Baur can't feel himself, his eyes are wide, his heart is racing, his head is spinning. His breathing soon grows to a labor, and before he knows it, he's began to panic. "Baur?" You call, worry in your sweet voice.
No, don't worry. He's fine, he's fine, he's... "Baur!" You snap his out of it with your sudden yell, and only now has he realized he was tugging on his hair. "Hey, honey, no, don't cry. You're okay." You coo, your voice a soft lullaby as you pull him to your breast. "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said it."
"N-no!" Baur stammers to stop you from thinking that. You were wrong, you were doing just fine. It was him who should apologize. "I'm sorry." He looks up, brows pinched as he tightly wraps his arms around your waist. "I just haven't heard her say that in two hundred years."
Cooing softly, you rest your head on top of his while running your hands through his dark locks. "You're okay dear. You're okay."
Your gentle words and your head on his, Baur felt his heart flutter and his body warm. A soft growl pulls from his throat, a gentle rumble, a soft coo. "My dear," he muttered, eyes closing as he breathed in your scent. "You have become everything I've been missing. Please, let me have you." You flush from his soft plea. After all, who are you to deny the man you'd been craving all day?
"You may have me." You whisper back.
Clothes scattered on the bedroom floor, you're left laying on his bed with your legs off the edge. Your breath comes in short gasps, every whine a blissful call to the rock of your hips. "Baurrrrrr!" You call, brows pinched as your back arches off the bed. "I know." He mutters, hazy eyes watching your lithe form as he held his left hand on your belly, where he'd planted a few rounds of seed already. His right hand, which was holding your thigh, pulls it up, up, up over his shoulder.
Your whines are nothing but bliss for him as his hips begin to slap against your rear. "Yeah, that's it. You can take it." He growls, his teeth clenched as he leans forward slightly. "Take it, take it, take it!" How you'd managed to pull two orgasms from his aging body already, he didn't know, he didn't care. You nod along, panting and gasping while those gummy walls of heaven squeeze his rock-hard length, drawing delicious growls and hisses from his deep voice.
Each vibration has you shivering and squirming. It's all too much. To make matters worse, Baur began to crawl onto the bed, panting as he managed to pick up pace while folding your smaller body in half. "Yeah, there ya go. Good lil' human, take it all. You can take it. Come on beautiful. Come on, come on, come on!" Each word was met with its own thrust, each one hitting your sensitive cervix with his desperate need to cum.
Whining his name, fisting the sheets, your body clamps down with the sudden force of your forth orgasm. It feels so, so, so good! "Oh! Please! Baby, please! Slow down, I can't, oh!" Fat tears of pleasure fill your eyes, your pretty lips permanently left open in a desperate 'o'.
"Yes you can." Is all Baur growls in response before stilling with his hips flush with your pretty ass. Despite being in the middle of an orgasm yourself, it doesn't stop you from starting a new high, one that coated him and yourself with your new sticky fluids. "Yeah, there you go. Did'ja cum from that? You humans are so sensitive." You whine when he pulls his still-hard cock from your fluttering hole, but just when you thought he might stop for the night, he grabs you by the hips and rolls you onto your hands and knees.
"That's a good human. Stay like that for me." You were given no chance to do anything, cut off by Baur's thick cock bullying its way back inside you while his teeth sink into your shoulders. You cry out again, fat tears falling as you clench down on your boyfriend of three months and friend of three more. He growls in response, and immediately begins to rut into your sensitive hole once again. He's saying nothing anymore, simply growling and hissing while smacking his sexy hips on your plump rear.
His clawed hands dig into the fat or your thighs, holding them in place while he chases a forth orgasm for himself. "Baur, baby, wait! Please!" You gasp with what little voice you had at this point. You're breathless from his fast, deep thrusts, and his sharp teeth digging into your skin. Not enough to break, but enough for you to few him naw on you.
In his state, Baur can not hear your needy gasp for mercy, all he can think of is his need to cum, cum, cum! But you'll be okay. He's still making sure not to kill his pretty little human. "Ma... Marry me. Please, please, human, I want you to marry me." His words are mere stutters, babbles of lust and need. And yet, you happily agree.
"I will!" You gasp, panting as yet another orgasm is pulled from you. "I will, please, I will, I'll marry you."
Baur hadn't thought you'd actually agree, nor had he fully meant it. But he had no regrets in asking. "Fuck, yes, yes, please. I'll be so good for you. Yer nev'r gonna need nothing. Such a pretty mate, mine all mine!"
Originally, he had planned to stop after his next orgasm, but now he was going to keep you going until morning! He was just so happy now <3
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or; what it’s like to date the general of the right’s most devoted soldier
featuring baur zigvolt and a gender neutral reader
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baur zigvolt is not an easy man to get close to by any stretch of the imagination — not unless you’re introduced to him by someone he greatly respects (like lilia) or loves (like his daughter), and even then you’re still going to have a long road ahead of you to make the jump from loose acquaintance to anything close to lovers. especially so if you’re not of fae heritage, and even more so if you’re any degree human. because for as much as he’s grown tolerant of humans in his old age (courtesy of his daughter’s marriage to one), his distaste runs very deep and it’s gonna be an even longer process for you to catch his eye. but with all of that being said, once you do manage to earn your place by his side you’ll find the zigvolt patriarch to be a deeply committed, unshakeably loyal, and immensely trusting partner, and one who is more than worth the work once you get to that point
proud old fae that he is, baur leans heavily into traditional courting methods when he eventually starts to reciprocate your feelings — and those methods include those specific to crocodilian fae like himself, and those that hold a great deal of significance in briar valley in general (because he may not be a native but that’s still the country he thinks of as his home). he is a bit… blunt in his approach to both, but it’s sweet nonetheless since it’s clear how much effort he’s putting into it so you can’t rag on him too much for it
baur is extremely honest by nature, and rather blunt in his approach to addressing others, and like with his grandson this works both to your benefit as a lover and to the detriment of his reputation because he can, and has, gotten into many arguments with people because he made his distaste for them so obvious. but when it comes to the words of affirmation he gives you — the compliments about your new outfit or hairstyle, the praise for a job well done — his honesty only makes them hit that much harder because you know he will only say things he means with his whole person
his general demeanour is more on the severe side, even with his loved ones, and he’s not all that different around you. and, in fact, unless one of you states it outright there’s every chance that other people won’t have the faintest idea that you’re together based on just how little his behaviour changes around you — i.e. no pda, talks to you the same blunt but respectful way he talks to others and so on. but to those who know him best, it’s clear as crystal just how much being with you has actually softened the old crocadillian… even if it only really shows in small, quiet ways, like him changing around the layout of his house for the first time in years to make it easier for you to manoeuvre around, or him placing himself between you and others without a second thought
acts of service is the main way he actually shows that he cares for you, as indicated in the previous point, and he can go surprisingly far with it if left to his own devices… even if he will vehemently deny doing any of these things specifically for you if it’s pointed out to him. think along the lines of always having your safe/favourite foods in stock in his home even if it’s something he’d personally sooner swallow glass than actually eat, making his living area more open to make it easier to navigate around if you happen to have low vision or need mobility aids to move around, running errands for you before you get together because he just happened to be in the area, and so on. it’s sweet, and honestly kind of hilarious how many excuses he’ll make to cover up the extent of just how much he cares
his temper may have evened out considerably since his years as a soldier, but he still has his moments where his hotheadedness will get the better of him like it did back then. it just so happens that most of those incidents these days are caused by people blatantly disrespecting you in his presence and him feeling compelled to immediately come to your defence with all the same fire and loudness that he had back when he would defend his general all those years ago
when it comes to the terms of endearment he uses, baur tends to stick to the classics. or, rather, the classics from his youth several hundred years ago… and in the old fae language. yes, he can speak common and, yes, he absolutely could use some of the traditional pet names he’s heard used in that language. but he won’t. in fact he almost refuses just on the principle. so good luck learning the ancient fae tongue
as far as kisses go, he will never kiss you in public (or engage in any physical affection in general… it’s nothing personal he’s just very old fashioned) and he will only ever kiss you on your lips or on your hands — specifically either your knuckles, your fingertips, or the backs of your hands. he alternates between them depending on his mood and what feels ‘right’
and in return he’s rather simple in his tastes and prefers to be kissed either on his lips or his cheeks — bonus points if you decide to kiss along the scales on his face because that’s one of the few guarenteed ways that you can leave him truly flustered and speechless. though, again, he’d much rather you keep such affectionate displays exclusive to moments where the two of you are completely alone
it takes him a while to feel comfortable introducing you to his family, especially to his grandchildren, but contrary to any concerns he may have had regarding his late partner and his daughter his loved ones are all super supportive of your relationship. his daughter and son in law were both quick to welcome you into the family, his older grandkids were just happy to see their grandfather happy, and sebek, while initially reluctant, can appreciate how much his grandfather cares for you and has slowly started to warm up to you… emphasis on slowly
TW: Suggestive themes, Age gap, Blood, Species racism (idk wtf it's called), Fluff, Dead wife
AN: Got one cooking up for the MILFs too 🙂↕️
Word Count: 1k+
Baur who doesn't like you because you're just a disgusting, low-life human. But you're all alone and clearly a young bird who's just spread their wings. Why are you even here? You should be somewhere where there's more humans. Foolish child.
Baur who could care less about you moving in next to him as long as you didn't bother him. He hopes him ignoring your daily greetings was enough to get the point across.
Baur who doesn't cringe at the smell of blood, but at the sight of red gushing out of your knee as you scrunch up in pain along with the painful little “ow” that you keep repeating.
Baur who takes pity on you when he sees how you struggle to stand up after your particularly nasty fall. He'll convince himself that he'll help you. Just this once.
Baur who complains and swears under his breath about someone knocking at his door, only to stare in surprise when he sees you standing there. Cookies? For him? He supposes he can have one…
Confused Baur who wonders what he's doing as he invites you into his house out of habit while also wondering why you still try to talk to him when he clearly seems to hate you.
Confused Baur who sits across from you as you happily talk way too fast and with way too many words. You end up talking to him for hours before he sees the sun setting and asks if he can escort you home.
Confused Baur who remembers how he doesn't want to be around humans and that he despises them, but you're still holding onto his arm as you continue to talk about the flowers in your garden that refused to grow. He can't believe he's letting himself be seen with you.
Confused Baur who glances at his late wife's plants when he finally returns to his home. They're in vibrant hues and their leaves shine even in the dim moonlight. He supposes he could help you out.
Horrified Baur who sees the state of your garden. It's like you were trying to prove his point about the human species being the antithesis to the fae people. The ground was a weird color and even the cactus you had planted was rotting. Did you even till the soil?!
“Of course I did! I tilled it for three days and I also make sure to use five gallons of water everyday.”
Horrified Baur who doesn't know how to tell you gently that you've been flooding your garden like a mad woman. He ends up making you promise that you won't touch your garden again and that he'll take care of it.
Mortified Baur who doesn't know what to do when you hug him and thank him for his generosity. A “Your welcome” is spoken with a trembling voice as you giggle at him. A rosy hue dusting his cheeks as he grumbles before going back home despite you insisting he stay for dinner.
Baur who doesn't realize how integrated he's become into your life. You two are always at each other's homes and partaking in tea and meals together. When did he ever have another person like this before?
Baur who starts to enjoy your presence. He refuses to ever admit it, but he knows he would be a bit upset if you were to move away now. You're just his cute little neighbor.
Baur who notices you're more upset than usual one day. You tell him your partner left you because they couldn't handle a long-distance relationship anymore.
Baur who lets you cry on his shoulder and who in return finally opens up to you about his late wife. One thing leads to another to which he doesn't even realize the full scope of what he's done until the next morning when he sees you lying next to him in bed.
Embarrassed Baur who thinks about avoiding you, but he's not some teenager who doesn't know what to do when having romantic feelings. He doesn't know what to do.
Embarrassed Baur who ends up doing exactly what he said he wouldn't do and becomes too shy to look you in the eyes. It's not until you ask if he's ashamed because you're a human with that upset look and dejected body language does he finally get his act together.
Embarrassed Baur who can't believe he's agreeing to being your friend with benefits. The way you bat your eyelashes at him, the way you touch his biceps, the way you…
Smitten Baur who can't believe he let a human that's not even half his age steal his heart like this. He grumbles to himself over it every night and sometimes can't even sleep because of it. Which ends up being better for you because he just takes it out on you the next day. In bed.
Smitten Baur who can barely handle the domestic activities you two had become accustomed to long ago. He thinks he's going to have a heart attack with how differently he sees you now and with how bold you act.
Smitten Baur who drops a plate when you get too handsy with him and accidentally overreacts.
“Don't laugh! Help me out! Actually, stay back!”
Smitten Baur who still doesn't know what to do entirely. You're completely different from his wife. You're too young and energetic. Shouldn't you find someone who's still in their prime to match your energy? But he supposes it would be bad for him since he's long become addicted to you.
Smitten Baur who knows his daughter is going to have a field day when she finds out and hopes she never does. But knowing you… He'd have to chain you down to make sure you don't run up to her when you see her and tell her about the “cute old man” you're dating.
Smitten Baur who still says he despises you, but his soft smile gives him away, along with the gentle kiss he places on the corner of your lips.
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