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[undercoverbisexualfrog]

Do you have any Valentine's Day headcanons for the Foot Clan?

It’s the one day of the year Chris buys good gifts

Xever isn’t very used to getting spoiled but he gets so so beyond spoiled by Chris

Anton and Ivan spend the whole day watching movies and committing crimes together

Ivan always steals some jewellery for Anton too

Baxter and Di spend the day in the lab doing little experiments together

Di also cooks for the two of them

Yasmin does her best to find a date, if she fails she’s gonna stay in her apartment and watch anything that’s not in the romance genre

TC just sleeps through the day

[undercoverbisexualfrog]

Foot Clan Incorrect Quotes but Christmas Edition!!! 🎄🎄🎄🌟🌟🌟🎁🎁🎁❄️❄️❄️⛄️⛄️⛄️

+ OCs :3

Any of them: Ho-ho-homicide!

Baxter: Anybody have parents we can visit for the holidays? Yasmin: Negative. Xever: Nope! Chris: Well… TC: No. Ivan: I’ve got like an uncle-dad dude, but I don’t know if you guys would like him. Anton: WHAT’S UP LITTLE FUCKERS

Anton: Christmas lights? TC: Check. Baxter: Thermos of hot cocoa? TC: Check. Ivan: Santa suits? TC: Check. Chris: Shovel? TC: Check. Xever: Alibi and bail money? TC: Check- wait, WHAT?!

TC: How old were you guys when you realised Santa wasn’t real? Anton, whispering to Ivan: How old am I? Ivan: You’re 29, Anton. Anton, sadly: I was 29.

Xever stuck somewhere with Eloise and Yasmin: Listen, I'm not claustrophobic, but you're going to have to move. Eloise: What does claustrophobic mean? Yasmin: That he’s scared of Santa Claus. Xever: No it– Eloise: Ho, ho, ho! Yasmin, panicking: Stop it Els, you're scaring him!

Chris: Merry fuckin’ Christmas where’s the hard liquor?

Di: Just so we're clear, the Grinch never really hated Christmas. He just hated people. Yasmin: And I mean, can you blame him?

Xever: What are you bringing to the Christmas dinner? Chris: My negative attitude and sparkling personality!

Xever: My hands are cold. Chris: Here, let me hold them. Xever: My lips are cold too. Chris: *covers Xever’s mouth with his hand.*

Eloise: Christmas is so close I can almost smell the mistletoe I’m not going to be kissed under

Yasmin: I accidentally ate Di’s Christmas cookies. How long do you think I have left? Baxter: Ten. Yasmin: Ten? Baxter: Nine.

Anton: Hey Ivan, marry me. Anton: I mean Merry Christmas haha stupid autocorrect. Ivan: This is a verbal conversation.

Baxter: Everyone knows that Santa is an invention designed by the big five corporations to sell tinsel and video games to an unsuspecting public. Anton: The whole “childhood wonder” stage just blew right past you, didn’t it?

TC: Every talk I have with you people gets more and more absurd. Xever: You say "you people" like you're not part of the family. Well, I've got news for you, amigo. You're already on the Christmas card.

Baxter: I’m basically the ‘human’ version of tangled up Christmas lights.

Xever: If Santa keeps track of “naughty” kids every “year”, and the year doesnt start until January 1st, that leaves 6 days after Christmas and New Year left undocumented, so nothing you do can be held against you.

Yasmin calling Eloise on the phone: Di told me Santa wasn't real. Well joke's on him, because I'm at the mall right now and guess who's here?

Eloise, confused: What's going on? Baxter: Shhh, don't spook them. Di, whispering: I told Anton and Ivan there was mistletoe hanging over them, and they started making out. Eloise, looking up: That's literally a piece of lettuce stuck on the ceiling with tape. Baxter: I couldn't find real mistletoe, sorry. Di: They don't seem to care, though.

Chris: Yes I’m too good for chocolate made with hot water.

TC: Every year that passes I understand the grinch more and more. TC: Like yeah fuck the carols. I just want to sit in my cave and eat garbage. Yasmin: Maybe the grinch was just depressed. TC: Fuck you.

Baxter: Does anyone have any idea what I should get Di for Christmas? Yasmin: Yourself tied up with green tape. Baxter: ??? Yasmin: It’s his favourite colour

TC: I hope I get run over. Ivan: Aww, come on, it's Christmas! Get in the spirit! TC, sighs: Fine, I hope I get run over by a reindeer.

Anton: Christmas EVE??? What about Christmas ADAM??? Merry Christmas Adam to all men’s rights activists. Eloise: Please stop with this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Don’t turn activism into a joke. Anton: Someone isn’t having a good Christmas Adam.

Eloise: The twelve days of Christmas is completely unrealistic there is no way that you’re still accepting gifts from someone after four days of birds.

Ivan: Snow got me feeling some type of way. TC: That's hypothermia Ivan: Damn... the paramedics told me it was the magic of Christmas.

Anton: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year is…ME! That’s right! Another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed. Chris: I want to cancel my subscription. Anton: Too bad.

Yasmin: It always brings tears of joy to my eyes to watch the Christmas tree light up. Xever handing her a gallon of gasoline and a box of matches: All yours Yasmin, Merry Christmas.

Baxter: So help me god if these chestnuts were roasted on a closed fire I’m going to lose my mind. Di: A gay eating nuts, breaking news.

Ivan, dressing up as Santa: Ho ho ho Chris: Ivan, we get it, you’re a whore, but it’s not hoe hoe hoe, it’s ho ho ho.

Xever, to the tune of Jingle Bells: DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY-

Di, holding a leaf over them: Look Bax, we're under the mistletoe. You know what that means. Baxter: You're literally holding a lettuce leaf, not mistletoe. *Early the next morning* Baxter, waking up at 3 a.m: Wait, was he was flirting with me?

Ivan: Here's a fun Christmas idea! We hang a mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it! TC: Ivan, no! Eloise: Mistlefoe. TC: Don't encourage him! Anton: Someone’s halls are getting decked!

TC: Anton? Anton: Yes? TC: Why are you lying underneath the christmas tree? Anton: Because I am a GIFT to all of you!

Di: Christmas decor isn’t supposed to be sleek and minimalist it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house.

Eloise: What’s with the Christmas sweaters? Baxter: They’re tradition! TC, holding one that says “Ho Ho Hell No”: I like mine.

Di: If you think I’m gonna ride around town and waste my gas looking at Christmas lights. Di: You’re damn right.

Yasmin: Wanna know how to piss off a man? Xever: Always. Yasmin: Mkay. Yasmin: DIE-HARD ISN’T A CHRISTMAS MOVIE! Chris: wHAT DID YOU JUST SAY-

*doing a secretly santa draw* Anton: Oh, Tiger Claw. I would like a $40 gift card to any restaurant that serves nachos. TC: I don't have you, Zeck. Anton: Not only do I know that you do indeed have me, but I also know who everyone else has. Eloise: That's not possible. Anton: Perhaps not for an ordinary woman such as yourself, Eloise. But for the brilliant mind of Anton Sherlock Zeck...I legally changed my name...it's quite simply ✨elementary✨. Anton: For, you see, Ivan made a face I only recognised from our bedroom, which means that he has TC. Anton: Baxter has Eloise. His eyes keep shifting over to her. Baxter looking at Eloise: No, I don't. Anton: Eloise looked disgusted, which means she has Xever. Anton: Yasmin didn't draw a name, nor did she put one in. She doesn't wanna participate. Yasmin: Never do. Anton: Chris moves his mouth when he reads and he quite clearly said Baxter. Chris: Shit. Anton: Xever has Ivan. He’s holding his paper name-side out. Xever: Oh, he's good. Anton: And I have Xever, which means TC has me. I'll be taking that gift card. Daddy loves nachos. Everyone: TC: Should we draw the names again and leave Anton out? Everyone: Yes! Anton: No! Sherlock wants a present!

Merry Christmas if you celebrate :)

[undercoverbisexualfrog]

What dogfish headcanons do you have? also again love your hc and au

Thank you so much! I love getting asks :)

A lot of their pet names sound like insults, they’re saved in each other’s phones as ‘fishwhore ❤️’ and ‘rich bitch ❤️’

A couple of times when they’ve kissed Xever poisons Chris, so he’s started to build a bit of an immunity to it

Currently their relationship is weird bc they still have some underlying hate for each other, but it’s getting better

They share a room now, its got a lot of Chris’s shit in it

They’ve got a mini tv in their room so they a lot of the time they’ll watch Chris’s movies and show before bed

Go on double dates with Anton and Ivan a lot, occasionally Baxter and Di (OC) join in too

Xever has a couple tattoos, he’ll eventually convince Chris to get matching ones with him

Chris reads to Xever a lot bc he’s dyslexic

that’s all I can think of for now, maybe I’ll add more another time

[undercoverbisexualfrog]

How would Di and Baxter kiss?

Either just Di kissing him on the cheek or something or they go all in and Baxter uses that weird vertical mouth thing he has

[undercoverbisexualfrog]

what's the di and baxter relationship timeline

When the Italian mob starts its alliance with the Foot Clan, Baxter and Di were told to work together. To Di it was more of a mentoring thing with him learning from Baxter. Ofc the fly stuff freaked him out at first, but when they started working together more, he got used to it and started to actually start liking him.

Baxter was just happy to have someone talk to him. Let alone someone who was actually interested. His crush in Di developed very quickly, but he was way too scared to make the first move.

Eventually Di asked him out and they started dating behind Don Vizioso’s back. They’re never gonna tell him that his son is dating a mutant. They don’t care if the Foot Clan finds out though.

Eventually the Italian mob gets arrested in s5, including Di. He gets let out early for good behaviour and him and Baxter live happily ever after.

[undercoverbisexualfrog]

What are your di and baxter hcs

Baxter can go on and on about science stuff and Di will just sit there and listen, literally the only person who does

They would absolutely own bad science pun shirts, but couple edition

They enjoy watching horror movies together, even if it scares the living fuck out of Baxter

Baxter really enjoys watching Di cook, he’s sure it would taste better if he didn’t have it throw up all over it to eat it

They’re save as ‘Didymium’ and ‘Dolce Genio’ in their contacts

They like to do each other’s hair

One of their first dates involved Baxter carrying Di and flying across the city

Di loves learning about mutants, and Baxter is happy to teach

Baxter knows Italian, so the two of them speak it a lot when they’re around others

Baxter was so convinced that Di was gonna laugh at him and make a big joke out of him (it’s happened before) having a crush in him, then Di made the first move

[undercoverbisexualfrog]

How would you think the foot clan would react to baxter and di being together

“WTF YOU ACTUALLY PULLED SOMEONE??”

[undercoverbisexualfrog]

How did baxter and di meet and fall in love

I mentioned it in my original post :)

When the Foot Clan and the Italian Mob became allies, Di went to work with Baxter in the lab. Di was into how smart Baxter is and eventually they started dating.