FOOT CLAN INCORRECT QUOTES BUT PRIDE EDITION
LONG LIVE THE GAYS TO MY FELLOW QUEERS
Also, before I start, my queer HCs for these guys: 💙TC - Bisexual/Demisexual, Non-Binary but only realises this post-canon 🧡Chris - Gay gay homosexual gay ❤️Xever - Bisexual, Transmasc, also probably he/they 💚Baxter - Pansexual, Agender and goes by any pronouns 💜Anton - Bisexual, Transmasc 💛Ivan - Pansexual
TC: It’s pride month. You know what that means. Chris: Huh. What. Xever: Do you want us to like…fight gay…what…
TC: And is this your same-sex partner? Anton: TC, this is Ivan. He's my roommate. TC: Yes, that's what we called them back in the day.
Anton: Look, I know you think I can’t think straight because I like Ivan a little bit. TC: Well yeah, there’s nothing straight about it.
Xever: You are gay. Chris: I’m not gay, I’m straight! Xever: Straight up gay.
Ivan: Diversity win! I’m pansexual and I’m going to kill you!
Baxter: I love being pansexual. Feels so lazy to me. Like sure man whatever everyone’s hot idk.
Baxter: Goddamn it, the printer broke while printing out Xever's birthday invitations. TC: Well, what are they supposed to say? Baxter: "Xever's birthday". TC: So, what do they say instead? Baxter: "Xever’s bi". TC: TC: Works out either way.
Xever: Everyday I became an angrier bisexual.
Anton: Being queer is not your choice! It’s mine. You’re queer now. Welcome to the club 🌈
Ivan: Gay, straight, whatever. We all just want someone to take us to the aquarium.
Chris: Stop being so adorable. Seriously, I don’t have time for a sexuality crisis right now. C’mon homie quit it.
Baxter: My gender…? I was supposed to bring my- ? *grumbling* No one told me I was supposed to bring a gender to this thing…
Xever to Chris: Hello my love- oh I mean my rival.
Anton: Where do we keep the pride flags? I've been looking for 1 hour already and nothing. Ivan: Who knows, let's just put out the twister mat and call it a day. Anton: You're a genius.
Baxter: It’s always yaoi time, are you new here?
Anton: Let me get this straight? More like let me run something bi you. Baxter: Let's pan this out. TC: Let's ace-ess the situation. Ivan: I'm gay. (side note: I don’t think TC would actually say that but he’s the only one I HC on the ace spec soooooo)
Baxter: Constantly torn between “my sexuality is none of your business” and “lmao I hope they don’t think I’m straight god forbid”
Anton: Gay waiters be like "I'm serving!" Ivan: Gay customers be like "I ate!" TC: I'm going to blow the restaurant up.
Chris: It’s my god given gay right to be dramatic
Baxter: “You don’t look gay though” SHIT did I forget my rainbow at home AGAIN?!
Xever: I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to anybody who can defeat me in physical combat.
Anton: I’m gay. Ivan: ...Anton. We’re dating. Anton: I know. I just wanted to say it louder during Pride Month. Ivan: I support you. Anton, whispering: Gay...
Xever: No more gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss. Only touchstarved, transgender, trainwreck.
Chris: You son of a bitch! TC: I'm non-binary. Chris: You child of a bitch!
Baxter: Hi Guys TC: How the fuck are you doing that?
Chris: In honour of pride, I want to confess who I’ve got a crush on but I’m nervous. Xever: Just rip the Band-Aid off. Chris: It’s you. Xever: Put the Band-Aid back on.
TC: It’s Pride Month, you know what that means! Baxter: I get to eat as many Skittles as I want? TC: What? No! What has Jax been telling you? Anton, walking in, pouring Skittles into his mouth: Taste the rainbow, bitch.
Chris: You're gay, right? ...I mean, like, openly gay? Baxter: Uh, I'm not "openly" anything, and "gay" doesn't begin to cover it.
Xever: ITS PRIDE MONTH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!! Chris: what? Do you want us to stand up here and kiss? Xever: 😏 Chris: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? Anton and Ivan: *making out in the corner*
TC: Me and the no one I pulled by doing nothing TC: Happy pride 🖤🩶🤍💜
Chris: “I’m gay” “I’m aroace” Yeah well I don’t know what the fuck I am, I just know I want somebody to love me. Xever: I love you. Chris: Ha! GAAAAAyyyyyy!
Anton: Do you wanna kiss me? Ivan: Absolutely fucking kinda. Anton: Tell me I'm pretty first. Ivan: You're pretty. Anton: What's pretty about me? Ivan: Uhm... How you're never able to wash your body glitter all the way off? Anton: Okay, slut, kiss me.
Also bonus with my OCs and @solofanatic64’s OC Comet
Comet: I’m a lesbian and I haven’t even kissed a girl yet :( Yasmin: So you’re a woman who’s attracted to women but no women are attracted to you? Damn you really out the L in LGBT Comet: D:<
Di: It is pride month. Eloise: ...What do you want me to do about that? Di: Worship me! Eloise: Just because you get fucked in the ass does not make you special.










