FOOT CLAN INCORRECT QUOTES BUT PRIDE EDITION
LONG LIVE THE GAYS TO MY FELLOW QUEERS
Also, before I start, my queer HCs for these guys:
๐TC - Bisexual/Demisexual, Non-Binary but only realises this post-canon
๐งกChris - Gay gay homosexual gay
โค๏ธXever - Bisexual, Transmasc, also probably he/they
๐Baxter - Pansexual, Agender and goes by any pronouns
๐Anton - Bisexual, Transmasc
๐Ivan - Pansexual
TC: Itโs pride month. You know what that means.
Chris: Huh. What.
Xever: Do you want us to likeโฆfight gayโฆwhatโฆ
TC: And is this your same-sex partner?
Anton: TC, this is Ivan. He's my roommate.
TC: Yes, that's what we called them back in the day.
Anton: Look, I know you think I canโt think straight because I like Ivan a little bit.
TC: Well yeah, thereโs nothing straight about it.
Xever: You are gay.
Chris: Iโm not gay, Iโm straight!
Xever: Straight up gay.
Ivan: Diversity win! Iโm pansexual and Iโm going to kill you!
Baxter: I love being pansexual. Feels so lazy to me. Like sure man whatever everyoneโs hot idk.
Baxter:ย Goddamn it, the printer broke while printing out Xever's birthday invitations.
TC:ย Well, what are they supposed to say?
Baxter:ย "Xever's birthday".
TC:ย So, what do they say instead?
Baxter:ย "Xeverโs bi".
TC:
TC:ย Works out either way.
Xever: Everyday I became an angrier bisexual.
Anton: Being queer is not your choice! Itโs mine. Youโre queer now. Welcome to the club ๐
Ivan: Gay, straight, whatever. We all just want someone to take us to the aquarium.
Chris: Stop being so adorable. Seriously, I donโt have time for a sexuality crisis right now. Cโmon homie quit it.
Baxter: My genderโฆ? I was supposed to bring my- ? *grumbling* No one told me I was supposed to bring a gender to this thingโฆ
Xever to Chris: Hello my love- oh I mean my rival.
Anton: Where do we keep the pride flags? I've been looking for 1 hour already and nothing.
Ivan: Who knows, let's just put out the twister mat and call it a day.
Anton: You're a genius.
Baxter: Itโs always yaoi time, are you new here?
Anton: Let me get this straight? More like let me run something bi you.
Baxter: Let's pan this out.
TC: Let's ace-ess the situation.
Ivan: I'm gay.
(side note: I donโt think TC would actually say that but heโs the only one I HC on the ace spec soooooo)
Baxter: Constantly torn between โmy sexuality is none of your businessโ and โlmao I hope they donโt think Iโm straight god forbidโ
Anton: Gay waiters be like "I'm serving!"
Ivan: Gay customers be like "I ate!"
TC: I'm going to blow the restaurant up.
Chris: Itโs my god given gay right to be dramatic
Baxter: โYou donโt look gay thoughโ SHIT did I forget my rainbow at home AGAIN?!
Xever: Iโm bisexual which means Iโm attracted to anybody who can defeat me in physical combat.
Anton: Iโm gay.
Ivan: ...Anton. Weโre dating.
Anton: I know. I just wanted to say it louder during Pride Month.
Ivan: I support you.
Anton, whispering: Gay...
Xever: No more gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss. Only touchstarved, transgender, trainwreck.
Chris: You son of a bitch!
TC: I'm non-binary.
Chris: You child of a bitch!
Baxter: Hi Guys
TC: How the fuck are you doing that?
Chris: In honour of pride, I want to confess who Iโve got a crush on but Iโm nervous.
Xever: Just rip the Band-Aid off.
Chris: Itโs you.
Xever: Put the Band-Aid back on.
TC: Itโs Pride Month, you know what that means!
Baxter: I get to eat as many Skittles as I want?
TC: What? No! What has Jax been telling you?
Anton, walking in, pouring Skittles into his mouth: Taste the rainbow, bitch.
Chris: You're gay, right? ...I mean, like, openly gay?
Baxter: Uh, I'm not "openly" anything, and "gay" doesn't begin to cover it.
Xever: ITS PRIDE MONTH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!!
Chris: what? Do you want us to stand up here and kiss?
Xever: ๐
Chris: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
Anton and Ivan: *making out in the corner*
TC: Me and the no one I pulled by doing nothing
TC: Happy pride ๐ค๐ฉถ๐ค๐
Chris: โIโm gayโ โIโm aroaceโ Yeah well I donโt know what the fuck I am, I just know I want somebody to love me.
Xever: I love you.
Chris: Ha! GAAAAAyyyyyy!
Anton: Do you wanna kiss me?
Ivan: Absolutely fucking kinda.
Anton: Tell me I'm pretty first.
Ivan: You're pretty.
Anton: What's pretty about me?
Ivan: Uhm... How you're never able to wash your body glitter all the way off?
Anton: Okay, slut, kiss me.
Also bonus with my OCs and @solofanatic64โs OC Comet
Comet: Iโm a lesbian and I havenโt even kissed a girl yet :(
Yasmin: So youโre a woman whoโs attracted to women but no women are attracted to you? Damn you really out the L in LGBT
Comet: D:<
Di: It is pride month.
Eloise: ...What do you want me to do about that?
Di: Worship me!
Eloise: Just because you get fucked in the ass does not make you special.