ALAN CARR | CELEBRITY TRAITORS (2025)
"you will have to stab people in the back." "they'd do it to me. they're showbiz people. i'd do it to them. you know what celebrities are like, they're two-faced."

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ALAN CARR | CELEBRITY TRAITORS (2025)
"you will have to stab people in the back." "they'd do it to me. they're showbiz people. i'd do it to them. you know what celebrities are like, they're two-faced."
alan winning, immediately bursting into tears and then having to be comforted by the faithfuls because he's so distraught 😭😭😭
Me at a minor inconvenience
celia imrie's headline fart | celebrity traitors (2025)
im so glad the guardian treated this tragic romance with the reverence it deserves
alan carr to david and nick: it's just been tearing me apart, it's such a burden to lie to everyone for so long
alan carr in his confessionals after every single murder:
the perfect duo