"Dude. Please tell me you don't have fangirls here to wage war over who owns your spike cannon."
"Oh, I'm sure there's probably a few around. I mean, fuck, I already battled a fan earlier in the brawl!"
He pauses for a moment as a lightbulb pops off in his head.
"... wonder how big would a tournament be if the prize was 10 million poke and a date with me..."











