#bd-turtlepolpol

[notsodailygionara]

Hoi! Don't mind if I rest here? I got lost a little bit! -Polnareff ((@bd-turtlepolpol))

N: (Holy shit, something smaller than me pfft)

N: Ahem, I mean, sure! They’re- pfft- a bit big- I mean, the rooms are very spacious, you ok with that?

[jjba-ocean-man]

Hello! I'm here to make a visit- WHY ARE YOU KING - Turtle Pol (@bd-turtlepolpol)

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First thing that caught his attention was why there was a turtle… of some sorts, shouting at him. Also the fact that it was shouting, what did he mean by why? Guess that meant he had some work ahead of him.

“Queen Elizabeth can no longer rule, and without the Crown Prince, I became heir apparent.”

“Where do you hail from, and what’s your visit to The Kingdom of Valmont for?” Also… if he’s here for a visit how did he get through everyone? Really. Oh well.

[bd-steelyfam]

What's a bunch of humans doing passing by through here? This territory is guarded by the Passione, ya know? Food's scarce here, so if you want any, you better scram off before I make you food. Cuz I'm hungry. And I have six pups that keep eating my food. Listen do you have any food. - Mista (bd-turtlepolpol)

“We have plenty….”

Tetsuya sighs and shakes his head. First he threatens to make them food, now he’s asking for one? Good grief…

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[ask-angsty-jojo]

I feel honestly attacked rn ((@bd-turtlepolpol, non-event))

YOU… @bd-turtlepolpol

[ask-cherry-boy]

Hey fella! Mind giving this turtle a lift to the next town? I'm a little tired and ya know, turtles move real slow! (@bd-turtlepolpol)

First, he grimaces, he didn’t want a hitchhiker joining him but when he hears the person refer to themselves as a turtle… he just gets confused. When he turns his head, yes, there’s, in fact, a turtle.

His dismounts his horse and crouches in front of the turtle, pulling the legs of his new pajama pants before he does so.

“You’re no normal turtle. Never saw a spiky turtle that can talk before. If you didn’t have that big shell I’d think you were a baby dragon.”

He thinks for a second… it’s just a turtle. He picks him up and puts him in the cart. “You’re lucky we’re both going to the same place or I wouldn’t have wasted my time with you.”

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[donghirga]

Oi. Do you have food or something. Or take the kids of my claws. They are annoying me. - Mista (bd-turtlepolpol)

N’hranjar swallows hard, covering his lower face with both paws until he’d stuffed the live rat in his mouth down his throat.

“Well, he does not anymore, oviit,” he manages to grumble out, trying to mask the hint of humour in his tone. “He does not know why you would ask him such a thing. Does N’hranjar look like he has food to feed such naraja, such beasts, like you and your… kids? He barely feeds himself, oviit.”

The incessant barking at his feet is annoying at best; he nudges one of the pups with one footpaw, muzzle wrinkling in disdain. Taking a moment to think to himself, he already empathises with Mista for wanting to fob off the damn things. How this tall beast-man hadn’t gone visibly insane from dealing with them, he’ll never know.

N’hranjar’s gaze meets Mista’s for a moment and he gives him some sort of understanding look. Six little… whatever they actually are can only be hell to deal with. If the Khajiit was genuinely compassionate, maybe he’d offer to take the pups under his wing for a bit to give him some reprieve. But he isn’t, so he doesn’t.

“Forgive him if he is overstepping, oviit. If you are having such issue with these ma’a of yours,” he starts, stomach growling almost as if on cue. “N’hranjar can take them off your claws, as you say, and eat them. He is still hungry, you see, and you will not have to deal with them at all after if he does so. Pest control, I think humans call it.”

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[sonicasura]

A lone cloaked figure appears on the train tracks by the station. The tracks were flooded with robots while the train and its riders seemed to be trapped. The figure could sense two familiar signatures on board. "So Jotaro Kujo is with my target? Been a while since we chat." A male voice could by heard as a shock of blonde hair could be seen through the hood. "Time to start."

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[stinkygyro]

I don't... recall... getting... Hold the robots. Is this.. Is this one sentient? ((Bruno, bd-turtlepolpol))

hi there, how are you? tell me, was that little squid robot yours? it seems to have gotten hold of me, and brought me here to be scrap. it only managed to get my arm, legs, and my face coverings, before it just tossed me in this pile. can you be a dear and fetch my things, then get me out?

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