#bea yaps

[deprivedmusicaljunkie]

assuming that people like you and want to spend time with you is crucial to making friends. unfortunately this is the hardest thing to do in the world

[magicalmutants]

Need a man to smile fondly at me while I throw a dramatic hissy fit over a minor inconvenience

[cappuccino-lover]

yeah, sounds about right!

[themoonyandtosaturn]

don’t worry twin

they’re AI slop

you’re 100k word ao3 fic written by a 12 year old whose first language isn’t english

[bealzebub-after-hours]

I don't watch a lot of live action media so sometimes I catch myself being like oh my god Logan is such a goofy fella he's such a lil guy very babygirl and then my brain hits me with the "that's a grown man, he's old enough to be your father" and I'm like oop

Same with Deadpool because I refer to my Deadpool plushie as my child but then I over explain myself because I don't want people to think I feel like Deadpool is my child ykwim? Cus the plushie is my child, plushiepool is my child I birthed them.

[ur-fave-sawyer]

Who wants to join me and @basecleanerbunny on a jackass style tv show

[pagesixxlovers]

writing stalker role play fic when this is actually me irl

[yeahitcouldmeannothing]

im just a little guy from new yawk you know. aint it a fine life buddy boy? you wouldn't punch a little guy. i'm just a little guy from new yawk! you wouldn't hurt a little birthday boy from new yawk, yknow?