Smash Bros Sexyman contest: Round Two!
Round 2, Match 16: Bealyn v. Sephiroth
Bealyn
Sephiroth

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Smash Bros Sexyman contest: Round Two!
Round 2, Match 16: Bealyn v. Sephiroth
Bealyn
Sephiroth
Smash bros Sexyman Contest
Match 30: Byleth (male) v. Bealyn (female)
Byleth (male)
Bealyn (female)
Marth: So, Byleth, how did you and Bealyn solve the crisis in Fodlan?
Byleth: Well, it took some doing, but we finally found a way to keep everyone from killing each other.
Bealyn: We took a page out of Palutena’s book and found a way to unite all of Fodlan.
Ike: This is going exactly where I think it is, isn’t it?
Byleth: We both married Dimitri, Edelgard, and Claude, thus uniting Fodlan under a single banner.
Marth: ...
Ike: ...
Corrin: And you guys thought I was a slut, lol.
*Corrine punches him through a wall*
Marth: But, doesn’t that make your home life... complicated?
Byleth: ... kind of?
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Claude: Alright everyone! Let’s spin the chore wheel and see who washes the dishes today.
Dimitri: Not it.
Edelgard: He hasn’t spun it yet you one-eyed buffoon.
Dimitri: SILENCE YOU WHITE-HAIRED HARLOT!
Claude: Umm, guys? Chore wheel?
*Byleth and Bealyn poke their heads in*
Byleth: Loves, is everything okay?
Dimitri, his arm now slung over Edelgard’s shoulder, aforced smile on his face: Yup, we’re getting along peachy here my dears.
Edelgard, an equally forced smile on her face: Yup, all good here darlings!
Claude: They nearly killed each other over who does the dishes.
Byleth: White is for innocence. Cream is for appreciation. Green is for vitality. Yellow is for friendship. Orange is for enthusiasm. Salmon is for desire. Red is for romance. Peach is for gratitude. Pink is for sweetness. Lavender is for charm.
Bealyn (Female Byleth): Know your roses, everyone.
Dharkon: …
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Dharkon: SALMON IS FOR DESIRE *hurls a fish at Galeem*