#bean love

[rat-at-heart]

Beannardo believes in life after love

[thecozywhaleshark]

Hello! May I request some soft pocket!BTS? Idk maybe they look upset and their mama asks what’s up, buttercup (or literally any nickname) and they cry out how much they love her? 🥺🥺 idk I found this cute. I love you!! - 💜💜

That is really cute!!! 🥺 here’s my take on it 😂:

Namjoon: cries because you called him “little duck” and he’s scared of ducks

Jin: cries because he thinks “brisket” would be a cuter nickname than “sweet pea”

Hobi: cries because he loves being your favorite “petal”

Yoongi: cries because he doesn’t want to be a “peanut” he wants to be a human

Taehyung: cries because he thinks that because you called him “muffin” he’s turning into a pastry

Jimin: cries because he found it so cute to be called “buttercup” he wants to change his name and you won’t let him

Jungkook: cries because everyone else got a cute name and he got “Lil booger” and he AT LEAST wants to be a cute lil booger

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[thecozywhaleshark]

I went to read one of your works and I saw something. You said the words we all think but you’re the only one who said it. ‘Condoms are boring in smut’ 10/10 thank you.

Thank you 😂😂 I believe I saw @taetaesbaebaepsae do it and I was like “you know she right” so now I do it 🤷‍♀️😂

Have fun, but be safe out there friends! 💕

[thecozywhaleshark]

Hi hi! So I am kind of getting into GOT7 and was wondering if you recommended any writers for them? :) I love your work, so I trust your opinion. Hope you are staying safe!

Aww you sweet beautiful bean ~ WELCOME TO CHAOS. Got7 is as endearing as they are crazy and we love them for it ❤️

But of course, as soon as you’ve asked for recs, my mind has blanked. To be honest, there isn’t a lot of Got7 fic-writers out there, but here's some from the top of my head! 

1. You need to check out @ahgaseda. Everything she write is absolutely wonderful and I recommend them all, but I would start with her Wolf Boys. Because I love them. So much. If you’re not so much into werewolf stuff, try honestly any of the others - they’re all amazing. 

2. @jinseunie has a Jinyoung series (that I may or may not be currently re-reading) called The Pact. It’s a friends to lovers fic and I’m invested. Very deeply so. 

3. I need to put this in here because I requested it and it never fails to make me smile -  @taetaesbaebaepsae has a smutty Bambam drabble that involves laughing car sex here. It’s beautiful. 

That’s all I can think of off the top of my head, but I hope you enjoy! And welcome to the fandom! *evily laughs* 

[thecozywhaleshark]

I feel like we're gonna convert you to an nctizen sooner or later, you keep reblogging Johnny and ten lmao

LISTEN.

I did not ASK to be attacked by those men.

I mean I already knew I liked Ten bc of Super M but then this other motherfucker keeps showing up on my dash and his abs are distracting.

So if everyone could please tell Johnny to fuck off and leave me alone that would be very nice of you. I only have room in my heart for 23 men and he is not one of them.

(For those of you wondering my 23 are BTS, Monsta X, got7, Bang Chan and Ten)

[thecozywhaleshark]

So if pocket bts were to choose pets...🤔

Most of them would like a dog or a cat, but due to safety issues - it is not advised.

Instead, they get goldfish. Sometimes beta fish. Or those little racing neon ones. Fish in general. All in tanks with lids (mostly this rule is for Joon. We all know why)

They like pressing their little faces against the glass and watching them swim and helping mom feed the fishies in the morning. Jimin especially likes puffing his cheeks out to them and waving his hands being his ears as gills. Thinks they’ll understand him better in fish talk.

Taehyung and Jungkook like to talk to the fish, Tae doodles portraits of it, Jungkook reads it stories. Hobi likes to pace back and forth with them, Yoongi finds the water filter bubbling relaxing, and Jin complains that it does nothing and he’s bored. Namjoon named his Einstein.

Sometimes, if they’re super lucky, they get a hamster. Because small and fluffy and less likely to injure them. But this is rare and if they’re willing to take responsibility to help clean the messes. If not, back to the fish.