#beanee weenee

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Stokely-Van Camp Inc, 1961

[thegikitiki]

Van Camp’s Pork and Beans, 1961

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Desperate Dealings

My big adventure for the day? A walk to the grocery store!

Freedom!!

The walk back wasn’t so joyful. The items I bought turned out to be much heavier than I’d expected, mostly because I’d used a cart. Normally, I juggle everything I pick out, which guarantees I won’t be getting more than I can carry, but since I had my trekking poles with me, it seemed easer to use a cart. I didn’t get that much…

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Ode on a Beanee Weenee

Twaint yonder can Dost thou 7.75 ounces relate thy truth hereins? Thyne “white beans” are not so pale to myne eyes “Extractives of Paprika” toll to visualize yon ruse Ist legumes o’ kidney too rich in thyne conception? Narry Pinto nor Black Bean suffice? Nay, yon flavors derive from opposited realms …. The celestial “Natural” abrunted bewith the profane “Artificial” … In a most unholy concoction only known in this plane as “Beanee”

Me-sees “Mechanically Separated Chicken” upon thyne lab’l What malchemy used in transferring the noble fowl to this? The flighted soul of the wing’d besmokes the v’ry essence of transcendence Dost this soaring spirit reside after such processes? Yon appellation “Weenee” bespokes it thusly Nay, never, also naught

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I'm sorry. It's just that this commercial is haunting me today.

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I saw a can of Beanee Weenee today, and if you're an '80s kid who had regular access to TV, you already have the commercial jingle stuck in your head.