#beangrove

[rixareth]

“I may have left out a crucial detail. You do know I’m a vampire, don’t you?”

Managed to shake off my bout of writer's block! Here's a Goes Wrong Show Grovebean fic in which Robert is a vampire. 3,900 words, rated T.

Thank you so much to the anonymous person who sent me an ask about Robert as a vampire! This - and I say this with nothing but love in my heart - is your fault.

[cornleyquotesgoeswrong]

Cornley Incorrect Quotes №⁵¹

Sandra: Oh, babe. I didn't want whipped cream. Max: Well, let me fix it for you, babe. Chris: And this isn't soy. Robert: Sucks to be you.

[cornley-amateur-drama-society]

Chris x Robert edit to Rock n Roll Will Break Your Heart by The Fratellis send post

[marshmellowtea]

okay obviously i already made a post about how bad i wanted chris to grow his hair out but then i pictured robert seeing chris growing his hair out and being furious because it makes it wayyy harder for him to deny how attractive he finds him and now i need it even More

[rixareth]

“Why – why on Earth – why would you book a romantic holiday with me?”

More Grovebean fanfiction for The Goes Wrong Show! With some references to Robert/Celia Bean (which... I suppose is technically also Grovebean?), because I am obsessed with Robert's canonical fling with Chris's mother.

Robert books a romantic getaway with Celia. On account of a misunderstanding, Chris ends up taking his mother's place on the holiday. 2,700 words, rated T.

Mixed Beans is the worst title I’ve ever given a fic, and I can only apologise.

[rixareth]

“Our next play will be a romance. A love story between two men, which I have penned myself.”

I am still losing my mind about The Goes Wrong Show. Here's another Grovebean fic! Chris and Robert play lovers on stage; things do not go to plan. 1,800 words, rated T.

[rixareth]

“You’ll have to forgive me; apparently I just can’t help overreacting to being shot.”

Grovebean fanfiction for The Goes Wrong Show! 2,700 words, rated T. After the Chekhov’s Gun incident, Chris refuses to speak to Robert. Robert comes up with a terrible plan to repair their relationship.

As a heads-up, there are... sort of self-harm vibes here? This is a fic about Robert going 'well, I've injured Chris; obviously now Chris has to injure me in return,' although he’s always focused on 'this is the way to fix things with Chris' rather than any actual desire for injury.

[rixareth]

The script Robert has written for the society to perform is, to say the least, extremely worrying.

Here is a Goes Wrong Show fic that I can only describe as ‘Robert/Chris by way of Robert/everyone’. Nobody’s ever tagged anything on AO3 with Robert/Sandra or Robert/Max before, apparently, but I’m doing my part to expand the weird Robert Grove rarepair market. 3,000 words, rated 14ish. If you give this a try, I hope you enjoy it!