#bear spells

[precariouswizardry]

[the-mighty-dalob]

Hmmmm...

It's been a while since any wizard has attempted to circumvent the Bear spell ban...

I bet the Druids are not as vigilant anymore...

[potatoisasnake]

The wizard councils are taking away my magical autonomy

After a long day of twisting my orbs I've come to find out that the TESTICULAR TORSION spell has been BANNED! In what democratic wizard world is this ok? No, I was already greatly offended at the ban of bear spells but this is too far. This is an active restriction of my right as a gay malevolent wizard. I will not stand for this. Fellow mages, apprentices, elder wizards, and witches' we need to levitate our way to wizard town hall and FIGHT FOR OUR RIGHTS. Do not stand by as they make us less powerful, do not stand by as they make us unable to fight the wizarding government. We the mages have the power to change and create magical harmony.

[b0g-w1z4rd]

I am outside the law

I am inside the bog

And I am summoning bears.

[bears-n-bottoms]

goddess-brown-bear > odd-eye-erigom

[precariouswizardry]

GET BENT

[precariouswizardry]

{@song-de-lune}

I am summoning 30 angry bears to your location. Which also happens to be my location, just so I can watch. Also they have wings and opposable thumbs. Good luck. This is my aptitude test.

as a bear mage myself I am not threatened by this display. I simply cast "30 jars of honey"

[precariouswizardry]

my first act as a member of @the-undead-wizard-council is to give skeletons the right to bear arms