Straight From The Bog

here's the dregs of all the potions I've made in the past month, hope it helps

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Here’s some of the oil I’ve extracted from my bog- best to have it removed

I am outside the law

I am inside the bog

And I am summoning bears.

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I wanna make a joke about he/him swamp pussy but I’m out of silly

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I did- it actually turned into the Everfree Forest ala My Little Pony Friendship is Magic. It even summoned all the bears necessary to populate it

moldyteawizard

Now they’re pondering my potions

(Bloodwork)

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They are pondering my orbs

(Im at the doctor for joint pain)

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I'm gonna start casting horse spells in a way that will get them banned

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I would like to assist.

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tw annoying druid

-[==> this behavior is not becoming of a DRUID LEADER trying to maintain relations with the wizards they have coaxed into maintaining their bullshit bear law. this is how DRUID LEADERS respond to provocation by a lone wizard. do you see them fit to govern OUR ARCANE PRACTICE? -lady actril of the three swords

cooking-wizard-rival-of-all

BEAR CRIME BEAR CRIME!

@the-better-wizard-council

Gasp.

Oh fuck I forgot to cast my usual protection spell toda-

…

Huh. What am I doing here. I do not seem to remember. How odd.

How did that bear get here?

it's always been here :)

I see.

Wait… Have we met before?

no I don't think we have (casts spell of this is a lie the truth I promise)

Oh ok.

Did you cast a spell just then?

no

Really? It looked like you cast a spell.

Well, well, well. Look who we have here. If it isn’t The Better Wizard Council, Galaxy the Almighty, caught bear-handed at the scene of a bear crime. AGAIN.

You know the drill, this will only take a second. Chop chop (pun intended) I have a lot of wizards to cut in half today.

*fills your druid grove with one million mudskippers*

GET BENT DRUID SCUM

Um…thanks for the mudskippers? You’re still getting cleft in twain, we know you’ve been polymorphing stuff into bears.

why are you not worried about what ONE MILLION mudskippers would do to your ecosystem? that's a lot of mudskippers like more than two

I will cast bear spells as I like. you're not my supervisor!!

@druid-priest-nikephoros as a fellow bog keeper, one million mudskippers being suddenly added to your ecosystem could be EXTREMELY detrimental. Politics and cleaving aside- you MUST go maintain the other populations.

Unless murder means more to a Druid than the earth they are sworn to maintain

We Druids remember the day the sun first opened its eyes. We were there to hear the wind’s first words. We nurtured the first tree to ever take root. We can handle the mudskippers.

And by “handle” I mean we’ve filled just about every wizard council tower out the to the brim with the little goobers, after shielding them with just about every ward there is.

Get mudskippered, idiots.

Ok so you helped us. Good job champ, you have assisted the Magi movement in our attempts to overthrow the wizard councils that uphold your bear laws.

You did our job for us.

You mudskippered yourself, idiot.

cooking-wizard-rival-of-all

BEAR CRIME BEAR CRIME!

@the-better-wizard-council

Gasp.

Oh fuck I forgot to cast my usual protection spell toda-

…

Huh. What am I doing here. I do not seem to remember. How odd.

How did that bear get here?

it's always been here :)

I see.

Wait… Have we met before?

no I don't think we have (casts spell of this is a lie the truth I promise)

Oh ok.

Did you cast a spell just then?

no

Really? It looked like you cast a spell.

Well, well, well. Look who we have here. If it isn’t The Better Wizard Council, Galaxy the Almighty, caught bear-handed at the scene of a bear crime. AGAIN.

You know the drill, this will only take a second. Chop chop (pun intended) I have a lot of wizards to cut in half today.

*fills your druid grove with one million mudskippers*

GET BENT DRUID SCUM

Um…thanks for the mudskippers? You’re still getting cleft in twain, we know you’ve been polymorphing stuff into bears.

why are you not worried about what ONE MILLION mudskippers would do to your ecosystem? that's a lot of mudskippers like more than two

I will cast bear spells as I like. you're not my supervisor!!