#evil wizard

[evilnonbinarywizard]

Can someone explain to me why in the fuck the Wizarding Council just banned "Summon Greater Xylophone?!" How on Earth was that spell being used such that it was bannable?

[bardjulus]

like i know gnomes are an invasive species but this feels a bit overkill to me

[devious-buffoon]

Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

[randomly-generated-posts-machine]

it's about time we ended the reign of the evil wizard

[whisperingobelisk]

         

             𒊮𒄾𒄊

       

                       𒊮𒄾𒄊

[pulpsandcomics2]

Evil Wizard

[mold-wizard]

Oh, goddammit, why do evil wizards get all the perks? I just found out evil wizards get a 20% discount on the spellbook of the month club subscription.