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 ❝ But how do you feel about the underworld. ❞

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Annika & Clary~

Send me a pairing and I’ll tell you…

STATUS: Accepting!

who puts pizza bagels and captain crunch in the shopping cart:

i feel like both of them would do this. they’d both sneak things in and by the end of their shopping trip, the cart is piled high with snacks.

who forgot the rule about putting foil in the microwave and subsequently caused a small fire:

for some reason, i’m getting the vibe that they both forgot while trying to make food while hungover.

who sleeps naked:

again, probably both.

who sleeps under 3 blankets:

annika, but she’d drag clary underneath too so that they could cuddle.

who has a huge crush on Billy Joel:

annika again.

who gets drunk and breaks shit:

CLARY FINN!

who’s a closeted anime fan:

....probably clary idk.

who initiates sex at inappropriate times/places:

clary all the way, dear god.

who’s afraid of Slenderman:

annika, but clary finds out and antagonizes it with her until she starts crying and then he feels bad because he didn’t know it was that serious.

what their wedding song will be:

for some reason, i’m getting the vibe that it’d be like that scene in the office. this one.

what their biggest fight was about:

clary trying to force annika swimming even though she can’t swim.

why they work together:

idk clary is a hot dude with a beard. annika digs hot dudes, especially hot dudes with beards.

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beardedescort replied to your post:on a scale of one to full gay, how gay are you?

pls annika you’re like 2 shades away from being full gay

this is slander and we will not stand for it

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beardedescort replied to your post:last day of the con eyyyy. i’ll be home sometime...

omg that’s amazing!!!

( IKR I’M SO EXCITED I GET TO PICK IT UP TODAY and obvs i’ll post it once i get home. also!!!! i got your copy of Uncanny X-Men #33 signed by him so you should skype me your address so I can mail it to you!!! )

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*gives you my url <3*

Send me your URL and I’ll tell you:

My Opinion on;

Character in general: CLARY, CLARY, CLARY! I could scream about Johanna’s beard face forever and ever to be honest. I absolutely adore everything about Clary. What I like most about him though is the fact that he never ever fails to make me laugh. I could have the most serious thread going on with Clary and 10/10 times, he’ll have a one-liner or something that makes me chuckle. He’s such a unique and well developed character that sometimes I forget he isn’t canon in THG worldHow they play them: It’s obvious that Clary is such a big part of Dani because she plays him so perfectly. Like, obviously she’ll play him perfectly because he’s her OC, but nothing ever feels ‘forced’ if that makes sense? Like he’s always consistent and on point. The Mun: Literal queen Danida. That’s all that needs to be said.

Do I:

RP with them: Not as much as I’d like to.Want to RP with them: Pls.

What is my;

Overall Opinion: If you aren’t following Clary, then idk what to tell you aside from that you’re making a huge mistake.

**Note: Mun’s answer are all to be completely honest. Don’t send url if you don’t want brutal honesty

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beardedescort & polyphobiia 

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(Click to enlarge & read articles!) feat. @rcvolutionist , polyphobiia & beardedescort

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