Well, this was something that the Beater Services crew hadn't encountered in a while. A Dimensional Quake had struck again, tossing the trio and Gunleon into yet another world...And, of course, Rand had drawn the short straw (rigged by Cielo to get back at his drinking all the beer), thus forcing him to go investigate this new world...Which, of course, somehow led the repairman to a seemingly innocent cafe. What could POSSIBLY go wrong with this, right? (I)
It was early in the day- before it was time to open, and even before the other staff had arrived. Ikura had finished getting things ready and was just messing around now to pass the time. Currently, she was amusing herself by wearing a pair of shades and calling herself ‘Four Vaginas’, due in fact that making fun of Char Aznable is inherently funny (well, if you know who he is....and know that his life is a conga line of bad decisions).
“I came here to laugh at you! Is that what you expected me to say?” She postured, resting her hands on her hips.
Turning around, she paused, lowering the shades to see a big, beefy dude waiting outside. “Huh. Can’t he see the sign that says we’re not open yet....?” The Hakase asked herself, going over and unlocking it and poking her head out. She licked a finger, slapping it on the sign. “We’re not open, my guy. We’re very much closed.”
Another pause. “Wait, wait. Holy shit. Hang on. Wait. Would you happen to be named Rand Travis, by any chance? Better known as ZA HEATO?”