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It always astounds me how dreadfully boring pre-resurrection media sounds.
"And then he loved him but only in the Spanish dub" why is the dub only kind of span.
#our dear necrolord is reminiscing about his 'Favorite Johnlocks' again #duplicitous sluts please interact #i need a fucking break
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"Don't transvestigate religious figures" Cyrus the First had a pussy and I will die on this hill.
#gem.txt #before tower dickrider anons infiltrate my asks #my great great aunt was a distant relative of his cavalier #also i'm right
for important necromantic research 😇
Which of The Emperor's Saints Do You Think Is Packing The Most. Be Honest.
The Emperor Undying, His Celestial Kindliness, and Necrolord Prime himself
The Saint of Patience, Augustine the First
The Saint of Duty, Gideon the First
The Saint of Justice, Cassiopeia the First
The Saint of Splendour, Cyrus the First
The Saint of Valour, Ulysses the First
The Saint of Awe, Ianthe the First
Voting ended onDec 12, 2023
half these people have not been heard from in thousands of years i don't know whether those dicks are really at their peaks anymore
Where's my "Anyone-But-Two-Pump-Chump-Gaius" option?
LET ME PICK JOY'S FLESHMAGIC FOOTLONG YOU ABSOLUTE COWARD.
#they HATE to see a girlboss win #miss second saint to serve the emperor undying please girl just one chance #yes she's missing yes it's because she's in my bed every night #what about it
In response to any concerns about a contagious black goop spreading to The Houses, The Tower would like to emphasize that this is not currently something anyone in The Houses should worry about. It is under control, and remember that tomorrow is Resurrection Day!
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S. Time is a flat fucking circle.
anyone else feel like the anti-nine-houses rhetoric on this site has skyrocketed since the princes were crowned? i don't want to say it's lesbophobia but.....
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Are you fucking serious???? Not everything is about sexuality holy shit can you think critically for two seconds, The N*crolord literally has been fucking over planets for millennia.
that legit does not account for the rise.... idk im just saying
#tell me you hate butches without telling me you hate butches #embarrassing!!!
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