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No matter how old you get you can never have any part of your body hanging off the bed when going to sleep

#because monsters #keep all hands and feet inside the bed at all times #I really thought I would outgrow that #but it must be encoded in my dna #this is the monster fucker website #so some of y’all are going to try and hang your vagina off the bed I’m sure #I mean that with love and peace in the world

Five days until Fright Night I am so excited

#i hate camping why am i even so excited #BECAUSE MONSTERS #CAMP GAMES WITH MONSTERS

I need more monster/human ships in my life.

#ev talks #or monster/monster #because monsters #i don't think mercer could ever actually be with a human #he would scare the human off in a lot of ways

My tiny child makes the biggest turds I've ever seen.

#and never flushes the toilet #because monsters

if i were a stereotypical movie character

i would be the overconfident guy in the horror movie who hits the monster with a shovel and ends up getting eaten first as a result

#i would be screaming the whole time though #because monsters

when you want to join the monster things trend but are scared that if you reveal yourself the parents of the kid whose bed you live under will be able to find you

#monster relatable posts #?#shamelessly diving iiiiiiiin #because monsters #like seriously this is the best new thing #i'm really sad i was away for its advent

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