#because trolls

[mojoflower]

I just happened across this little vignette in the closet this afternoon.  Mr. Mojo has been feeling somewhat cantankerous of late.

[micaxiii]

I’ve committed a crime.

[fasole-dulce]

Comments from Seb’s insta post. I love how much his costars love him

[thedragonisaprincess]

Librarian! 88

Not good. (Pg. 88, Charlaine Harris, Dead Ever After)

Not bad, but also not good. Very not good. Less good than she had hoped for. But perhaps a little good that it wasn't any more worse than it already was. Or was she only imagining this? What had happened? She couldn't remember. What she did know, was that she wasn't in her own home, and she had a vague notion that she'd never been there before.

Did she relapse and get staggeringly drunk again? Had she still been drinking heavily? The whole week was a haze anyway. There was no need for the drink, only that she knew she liked how she felt while she was drunk. But how did she get here? And...

And Shi'Zulfi was wondering why was Lord Felscythe using her ass as a pillow?

Shi's face screwed up into a frown, looking around and blinking away the sliver of light that had been offending her usual hard-as-a-rock slumber that came with a hard night of drinking. The Drakkari-Forest hybrid looked back over her shoulder once more toward the elf and his long black hair. She'd never seen her face, but she could tell by the gaunlet laying right next to him (likely the last thing even taken off of his person) was something he was known for. A low, slightly hung-over grumble hung around her throat, and she reached to gently poke the top of his head, "'ey mon, ja not dead, are ja?"

[chloe-gayzer]

I keep seeing my own icon thingy and thinking dedanschesthair reblogged it because all I see is a blur of troll face

[drinkingisgoodforyou]

Ladies and Gentleb100ds

It appears we need a Master Post of everyone's patron troll, for shiggles. Ask, reply or note me with who your Patron is and I'll add it to the list. Don't reblog it because that won't work ; ; Link to this post will work, though! Benzin: Zahhak (Saggitarius) Team-Psi: Captor (Gemini) EmoBerry: Leijon (Leo) Umbral: Maryam (Virgo) Maysea: Peixes (Pisces) GalladeEXE: Makara (Capricorn) Tincan Barkeeper: Nitram (Taurus) BethButt: Captor (Gemini)

[johnnystorm]

what if

quinn and damian had twin boys

and named one wayne grayson

and the other one grayson wayne