#because weed

[merverted]

jestered so hard i've joined the royal lineage, call me your royal 'High'ness

[ohhoneato]

Me at my friend's birthday party: *tries instinctively to make saranwrap cling closer to cake my gf made with a blowtorch*

All of our friends: "Yo Bean what the fuck are you doing?"

[rileymcdaniels]

It’s been an okay day. I’m anxious about having to get up early today for work - there’s nothing like being anxious about having to be up early when anxiousness makes it harder to sleep. I’m hoping the edible hard candy I had a bit earlier will help. Time to curl up with fic, watch Stephen and the Daily Show, and hopefully sleep.

No whammies.

ALSO THIS IS DAY TWO WITHOUT ANY NAUSEA OR VOMITING FROM MY MEDS

HALLELUJAH 

[drobabyy]

It's 4:20 somewhere

[heart-breakwarfare]

YO

Like is this episode of Broad City actually this funny, or am I deliriously tired?

Probably a bit of both, but let’s roll with it.

[allittakesisalittlepush]

If I were high would this be humbling or wumbling.

[lunarsmooch]

You guys all think Joey is being weird but I don't find it all that odd because this is how EVERYONE in Seattle acts ALL THE TIME.

[jamesclarktblr]

I'm getting paid £420 this month, is it bad i laughed when i saw that