#becauseisuckatart

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B) noizsol yo

2 gaybby gamers it is perfect

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becauseisuckatart replied to your post: “i i want to rp rp w/ me”:

helo ye2 ii am 2olux

helo solux it is me noiz

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why father

Bear made me an usagi 2day

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"Need me to unzip your files?"

Sollux looked up from his husktop, startled by the unfamiliar voice. A human girl with wide pink eyes and blond hair was grinning cheekily at him over the top of the screen. She waggled her eyebrows at him. For a troll it would be a goofy but flirtatious gesture; he had no idea what it meant when a human did it. 

"What in the name of fuck are you talking about?" He'd been trying to reboot the meteor lab's radiation-fried computer systems ever since they'd all met up here; hadn't even bothered to introduce himself to the humans (like he cared). It had been hours and he was making no progress, and he was not in the mood to make small talk with humans who could not possibly have any idea what he was doing.

"I said, do you need me to unzip," she looked meaningfully downwards, "your files?" She fluttered her eyelashes.

He leaned back, abashed; opened his mouth and closed it again. He had the sudden feeling that human flirting body language was in fact very similar, if not identical, to troll flirting body language and he had no idea what to do next. Why did she keep asking about unzipping his files? Obviously he was capable of unzipping his own files, even wigglers could do that. Wait, did humans get aggressive if rejected? Not that he cared about being rude but her outfit indicated that she was obviously a god tier and -

She burst into giggles, interrupting his train of thought, and extended a hand. "I'm Roxy," she said. He took her hand and shook it, unsure where this was all going. She squinted thoughtfully at him. "And you must be..." 

"Sollux Captor, hacker king. I see my legend precedes me," he interrupted sarcastically.

"I was going to say you must be a thief, Sollux Captor."

"Thief? What the hell are you even saying? I'm a mage," he corrected her. What did this have to do with unzipping files? He was lost and therefore grumpy.

"Are you sure? 'Cause you definitely stole my heart from across the room!" And she winked.

Sollux stared blankly at her. "Can you just go away now? I'm trying to do something here. Obviously."

"I can see that," she said, and instead of leaving, she came around to his side of the husktop and peered down at the screen. "That bracket should be red, not blue," she said, pointing.

"Are you fucking kidding me?!" he exploded, jumping to his feet. "You think you can just waltz in here, say totally incomprehensible things about zipping files and stealing hearts, and then debug my code? My code? For your information this is written in pure ~ATH," he pronounced it til-death, "and your tiny human brain can hardly fucking even begin to comprehend it, let alone correct me on it!"

"O-kay, whatever you say, Sollux Captor." She threw up her blue-gloved hands and started to walk away. "But it should still be red," she called over her shoulder.

"Fine!" he said, and slammed his hand down on the color-change command, like it even mattered! If it was supposed to be red he would have noticed that and fixed it already because he was the best hacker and he was never wrong.

Naturally, because Sollux was Sollux and nothing could ever go right for him, the bracket turned red and the program started to compile. He stared at it, wide-eyed. "Fuck!" He looked up and saw Roxy watching him.

"I hack madfilthy ~ATH," she grinned, walking back over to him. "Roxy Lalonde, hacker goddess. As deadly to the grid as I am beautiful." She was standing very close to him. Too close? Disorientingly close. He gaped at her. Now that he thought about it, yeah, she was kind of pretty. For a human. A human with short hair. 

A human who could hack ~ATH. Now that was hot.

She wiggled her eyebrows again. "And if you were a dynamically allocated variable in a ~ATH code you'd create a leak, because I would never delete you from my life." She frowned at his blank look. "Do trolls not do pick-up lines? Is that not a thing?"

"Pick-up lines?"

"Oh my god," she drawled, realization dawning. She started to laugh. "You don't have pick-up lines. That's why no one even laughs, they have no clue. Oh my god. Oh my god, I have to go tell Janey."

"Wait," he said, and grabbed her wrist, surprising both of them. He let go immediately when she glanced down. "Uh. I'm sorry I flipped my lid." He ran his hand through his hair just to have something to do with it. "Stick around for awhile. Maybe uh, you might find something else I missed. In. The code." He grabbed a chair and yanked it over to her. She had no idea what it cost him to even admit the possibility that he could have missed something.

"You want me to stay?" He noticed a faint pink flush to her cheeks, and felt a little flutter in his pump sponge. 

"Yeah, I mean, two's better than one, right?" He winked at her, cringing inwardly as soon as he'd done it. That was stupid. He probably looked stupid and she was going to leave now.

She sat down. "Definitely better," she said, and winked back at him.

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god yeah that was just no someone needs to teach him that women are people just like men, because he thinks of girls as his playthings

i mean, i hate to say it but i'm sort of used to it?? because that's just how i've known him. it's really unsettling and makes me not want to talk to him

[jollygreenjackass]

MICKIE: yOU

ME: What

MICKIE: froZWEN

ME: I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT

MICKIE: LIAR

ME: tries to whistle innocently

ME: snow comes out

ME: FUCK

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You got Masterpiece Theatre I by Marianas Trench o v o

I have 2 favorite lines in this one so u get a bonus

I remain so lost and buried under everything I needWhen all I want it you

I could wreck it I had toBut I'm the wreck so what would that do?

[artificial-supernova]

So, I thought becauseisuckatart and sswindicuffs were looking at me with confusion because when I took a troll blood test (not going off of birthdate) I ended up with terezi, who is a teal blood. When they said I would be fefari, and they looked at me funny, I thought that she was actually, like, a burgundy blood. I just found out she's a Fuschia, which is my all time favorite color anyway. Well. I apologize for getting pissy at you guys.