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[batmanisagatewaydrug]

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

[quorpiest]

no mi circo no mis feratus

[martindykewood]

do you guys remember “kick his ass baby i got yo flower”

[onelonelystory]

this is like asking a medieval christian monk if he remembers the ten commandments like if not what have I been wasting my years learning

[iremade483492348234]

time to waste the last month of 2013 on the internet

[taebaelee]

Why are cishet men like this...

[taebaelee]

Only good response.

[captainkirkk]

Never realised how cursed kangaroos were until last night. I'm camping and 3/4 of my tent is surrounded by bush which must've freaked out the local wildlife. Waking up in the middle of the black night to the sound of HOPPING and shuffling outside your tent then a little nose loudly sniffing right near your head is a uniquely horrifying experience. Totally forgot I was Australian for good minute and thought I was going to be taken by something from the Blair Witch Project before I remember kangaroos exist

[captainkirkk]

I've informed by our camping neighbours that one of the animals ruffling near my tent last night, keeping me up, was actually a bandicoot

THIS motherfucker

[hollowedskin]

When I was a kid my elderly neighbor called up my house at like 10pm to tell us that she caught our pet rabbit in her yard, and that she must have escaped.

We get out of bed and go over and she hands us a live bandicoot, barehanded. Just. Holding him like Simba, hands under his little arms.

This happened multiple times a month. We would be like. Are you sure it's our black lop-eared bunny? She would say yes it's definitely the rabbit. Nope. Unnaturally patient bandicoot again. Being held like a little baby. Visibly brown and pointy.

She was upset at us for letting our rabbit get into her vegetable garden and would not accept that he was a wild animal owned by no one, that ate insects not cabbage. We showed her the rabbit. No. We showed her his teeth. No. The cabbages had been eaten by something (snails, also shown to her) so it must be our rabbit, the bandicoot. If we didn't go pick him up she would put him in the bathtub and bring him over in the morning. Could not convince her that he wasn't a pet.

We named him Bruce and just released him into our yard every time because we were worried she would put him in the hutch with the rabbit if we didn't, and we didn't know what the rabbit would do.

Pretty sure it was the same one every time because apparently she would just walk over and pick him up off the ground and everything. No traps no gloves.

[kactusnz]

VISIBLY BROWN AND POINTY

[muirin007]

Just sharing this here for no particular reason!

[lokisflame]

🔥

[sandersstudies]

Anybody else have no idea how their personality is perceived by others? Like am I nice? Am I mean? I have no idea.

[sandersstudies]

When people tell me stuff about me I literally think about it nonstop for 3-5 business days.

[sandersstudies]

A coworker casually said “everyone else likes you” (because one coworker was mad at me) and I was for real like ????everyone likes me??????

[the-irreverend]

So how are y'all feeling radiostatic fans?

[nerdasaurus1200]

You know what?

I see why people ship it. I’m fully on board now

[nomifae]

NO PICKLES 🚫🥒

[mvabank]

vox your pathetic side is showing

[imnotrealdeadass]

Do y'all see it, do you see the vision

[cringefailvox]

and then he disappeared for seven years

1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10 / 11

[valentinos-pimp]

Based on one of the funniest scenes from @prince-liest’s fanfic series 666: Live on Air!

[the-irreverend]

HOW IN THE HELL ARE THEY GONNA TOP THIS?!?!?!?!?!?!

[vroomvroombrrr]

I found it really interesting how Vox takes his hands off Alastor the moment Alastor tugs away. There's no pushing, no grabbing, no pulling Alastor back.

How much of Vox's touches do we reckon are just muscle memory and he's simply not used to Alastor shrugging him off?

[drakovabel]

Finally mine…

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