#beckoningcalls

[beastofthefullmoon]

I'm baaaaaack!

fuk are you doing to have to make three new accounts?!!

[beastofthefullmoon]

Introduction Post

(updated march 5th 2026)

hi baflams, i go by silas or matthew, whatever you prefer. i use exclusively he/him pronouns, right-wingers, centrists, & liberals dni

fun stuff about me below!

strawpage: https://beastofthefullmoon.straw.page

INTERESTS

SMOSH

Lithuania

The Quarry

Katarsis

Slendytubbies

Prehistoric animals (or just animals in general)

earth 2 tiffany

My ocs

Bugsnax

Lisa Frankenstein

Juno (the film ofc)

Creepypasta

Uncle Samsonite

Roblox

Song of the sea

Madness Combat

Warrior cats and my warrior cat ocs!

Ride the Cyclone

Creature Commandos

Joost Klein

Ski Aggu

Marble Hornets

Everyman HYBRID

3FS

Wednesday (The Netflix Series)

The Long Walk (2025)

Punch Out Wii

Minecraft ARGs and SMPs

woke stuff

lgbtqia+ stuff

Transgender (FTM)

Gay (MLM)

alterhumanity stuff

Vacillant therian

Plains Zebra funlink

Clydesdle otherhearted

Abanthrope

Domesicated reindeer therian

Werewolfkin

TAGS

ramblingsofalunatic = shitposts

beckoningcalls = asks

paintiseverywhere = art

[beastofthefullmoon]

doot doot

starly shit it worked

yay :-DD

[beastofthefullmoon]

H-hi Kachan!!

-The one and only fabric sheet cover, Blanky

it's you!

[beastofthefullmoon]

stop reblogging stuff I'm tryna stalk you

i swear if this is gwenanyahu i'm going to be pissed

[beastofthefullmoon]

What is an identity? What is your definition of character identity?

in my eyes identity is what something is

and based off my tremendious research!! my definition of character identity is like uh

a combination

of whatever the character is

that's importent to the character

idk bro

sorry

[beastofthefullmoon]

OH YEAH

I LOOOVEEE BECK AND CALL BOOYAAAHHHHH OOOHHH YEEAHAHHHH OOOOOUYYYGHH IM GETTING IT DONE TONIGHT AASHHH YEEAAHHHHHJ OOOOOHHH PREPARE FOE THE BIGGEST FIRELIGHT FIREWORK SHOW EVVVVEERRRRRRRRR YOUR VIBE IS GONNA BURN h DOWN THE SKY BOOOOAAAYYAYYYAYAYAYAYYAAY POOOHHHHHHHHH SHOSOSHSJOSHSISOO <sup bois WAIT I JUST FOUND OUT YOU CAB MAKE COLORS AAAASFYYYJRRTGGHRBOOOOOOOHHJH YRESSSDD

— 1:1 quote from the book zest for life

anyway <3 did you know gears are really cool if you had a lot of them

your soul will become a really toasty marshmallow on a stick

I will transport you to the afternoon massage spa tonight

We just need to ask you about aphids

you know I hope you are so happy tonight

fun fact: parasites are not good for you :(

hmm i did not know that 🤔🤔🤔 will keep in mind 🤔🤔🤔

[beastofthefullmoon]

I am in desperate need to know what tf Uncle Samsonite is😭 I have never heard of it in my life

Please, yap at me

uncle samsonite is this pig demon that like supposedly every 10 years needs a new host so when the series uncle samsonite starts it follows a kid named jake bowen and his father

jake is being haunted but his father thinks its just a kid thing then a bunch of weird stuff happens

uncle samsonite's like theme song or whatever is pony by ginuwine which made people think he's based off a pony or horse but due to his appearance he actually looks more like a pig

and then somewhere jake gets sucked into the dream realm or something and dad has to get help by a dude who has dealt with unc before

blah blah blah, i actually haven't watched it in so long so idrk shit