silas

don't catch up to me

[beastofthefullmoon]

Introduction Post

(updated march 5th 2026)

hi baflams, i go by silas or matthew, whatever you prefer. i use exclusively he/him pronouns, right-wingers, centrists, & liberals dni

fun stuff about me below!

strawpage: https://beastofthefullmoon.straw.page

INTERESTS

SMOSH

Lithuania

The Quarry

Katarsis

Slendytubbies

Prehistoric animals (or just animals in general)

earth 2 tiffany

My ocs

Bugsnax

Lisa Frankenstein

Juno (the film ofc)

Creepypasta

Uncle Samsonite

Roblox

Song of the sea

Madness Combat

Warrior cats and my warrior cat ocs!

Ride the Cyclone

Creature Commandos

Joost Klein

Ski Aggu

Marble Hornets

Everyman HYBRID

3FS

Wednesday (The Netflix Series)

The Long Walk (2025)

Punch Out Wii

Minecraft ARGs and SMPs

woke stuff

lgbtqia+ stuff

Transgender (FTM)

Gay (MLM)

alterhumanity stuff

Vacillant therian

Plains Zebra funlink

Clydesdle otherhearted

Abanthrope

Domesicated reindeer therian

Werewolfkin

TAGS

ramblingsofalunatic = shitposts

beckoningcalls = asks

paintiseverywhere = art

[iqccnt]

[dollughsomeonetookmyname]

Just two old friends chatting before the arguing and tension began

+bonus crayon doodles

[clo-d00d]

The Pitcher 🔥

[antreaslovota]

Pitcher

I can't think of anything tame to add here..

[dopehorses]

Class doobles of fine shyt and chopped shyt

[sirmistychro]

Don’t invite me to the hear me out cake party

[kravchikinsecteater]

Looks closely at the reagent's face

[beastofthefullmoon]

more ron!

beautiful, ain't it?

[beastofthefullmoon]

i drew him again

[snailonthenail34]

im ttoo lazy adding blood but uhhh btw

[snakeater-deactivated20260130]

is that a nothing in your pants or are you just normal to see me

[elksewer]

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: tat a tg at a t a t Aa, a ! g a a.

Closest match: Facelina auriculata genome assembly, chromosome: 15 Common name: Slender Facelina

(image source)

[foxpawbz]

wear cat ear headbands. go shopping at a pet store. sleep in a dog bed. run on all fours. roll around in the grass. get fang-shaped dental implants. growl and hiss at people. wear a collar. file your nails into claws. get species-affirming tattoos and piercings. eat your food out of a pet bowl. purr when you're happy. be truly yourself, no matter what.

GET MORE NONHUMAN NOW !!!!!!

[beastofthefullmoon]

i used tumblr so much thatit'snow my least used platform bc i don't want to bother with it

[mysharona1987]

They semi-cancelled Timothee Chalamet for simply saying he found opera and ballet boring, by the way.

How does Hollywood work these days?

Being a bit of a naive, foolish young man and (wrongfully) calling opera and ballet irrelevant?

“You must apologise immediately! No Oscar for you.”

Acknowledging you stole terrified teenage girls from their bedrooms?

“Eh, you get a pass.”

[mysharona1987]

Kidnapping teenage girls seems kind of worse than being stupid and uncultured, in the grand scheme of things.

[mysharona1987]

”Well, Tim is dating a Kardashian sister.”

Embarrassing as it is, this other man admitted to war crimes.

[m31snot]

When a fic idea pops into your head but can't write a single paragraph

[m31snot]

I genuinely hate how underrated Male Readers are that there's barely much fics/stories for us 😔

Most of the audience are catered around female readers, or gn readers but includes feminine pronouns/descriptions. Yes, I know that there is much on here. Yes, there's fics that are peak. Yes, we're represented. But outside tumblr? NOOOOOOO!!!!

Any results after I search up "(Fandom) x male reader" or "(Male character) x male reader", MOST OF IS FEMALE READER!! Not that I'm saying female readers deserve less. I just want to read an ounce of gay love and affection 🙏 😔

What hurts more is when the story is intriguing and perfect to read because the reader's gender is male/gn, it JUST gets sabotaged. The author either leaves the story discontinued, inactive for 4-1 years, gave up on the idea, or their whole account disappears 😭