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(Door in Becky's house opens on its own)

Becky: Fascinating! There must be quite a temperature differential between these two rooms to create that kind of pressure.

The ghost haunting Becky: *slamming its head through the wall* I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you

Becky: The teacher just said "irregardless"; get me out of here.

Yoshi: I guess she's ir-illiterate.

(Yoshi and Becky lock themselves out of their car or house or something)

Becky: Wait a minute. How did this happen? We're smarter than this!

Yoshi: Apparently not.

(belated Becky birthday post)

Yuri: Happy birthday, Becky!

Yoshi: Yeah, we're glad your mom didn't have a headache that night!

Yoshi: I will admit, I do enjoy seeing even the most cornflake vanilla Starbucks white girl I know suddenly being like "OMG FUCK THE COPS".

Yoshi: Like, do you realize how badly you have to fuck up to get Becky Little googling molotov cocktails?

Becky: *plays a game with a morality system* I'm gonna be evil!

Game: Pet Dog? (Yes/No)

Becky: (chooses No)

Game: Dog is sad.

(outside)

Garbage Man: I'm not gonna put you in the garbage truck.

Becky, in a trash can: DO IT T_T

I said everything was okie dokie artichokie, but to be honest, it's been extra horrendous asparagus.

Becky

Becky: If I was in Breaking Bad, it'd be called Breaking Good.

Becky: I'd still cook meth, but I'd be nicer to people than Walter White is.

Yoshi: ... Can we go back to the part about you being willing to cook meth?

Becky: *shrug* If the times were desperate enough, sure.

Yoshi:

Yoshi: Babe, you can't even cook waffles. You'd make it one episode before you burned down the meth lab.

Becky: >:O

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