#bed puns

[punderconstruction]

what do you call an un-patterned duvet cover?

a blank-et

[absouuru]

Its so late right now and I'm very tired.. I BED some sleep is the easiest way to gain the goal.. Surely its so naturally, I could do it with my eyes closed... BED puns are bad...but it doesn't mattress anymore

[cupcake-kieren-blog]

i BED i need to sleep

i better being in my bed

in the best bed

i bet that my bed is the best bed

[danicalifornyaa]