faux fur -A raccoon, hands down. Friend shaped yet can be aggressive if provoked. They're domesticated raccoons and I feel like you have the most potential to fit in that category. Yet, you have feral tendencies. The lack of sleep probably gives you the same ringed eye look. Along the lines of looks, you usually dress in dark clothes sooooooooo yeah. They are known to be pretty smart, and your collection of memes is pretty much you collecting 'shiny' things. I could make a PowerPoint if I really have to. It's also canon in my head that you're 1" in my head, a small stubborn little lad that educates me constantly.
Bruise + Enemal (for obvious reasons)
andddddd promises to keep (although use my knife to sacrifice me please and thank you)🐝
Someone else said I reminded them of a feral/rabid raccoon. Is this my life now?
Let’s fight, you tell me a place and time.
Luckily for you I am rabies vaccinated, so if I am the one biting we’re safe. But also if you think I am 1 inch tall, biting me would kill me. Do you have something you want to confess?
I am not going to sacrifice you but we can go to the sacrifice together and pick a victim.
