My Kylo joke...Star Wars "dad" Joke no.1
Q: Why is Kylo Ren so bad at relationships?....
A: Because he's always Ben Solo
Ehehe
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My Kylo joke...Star Wars "dad" Joke no.1
Q: Why is Kylo Ren so bad at relationships?....
A: Because he's always Ben Solo
Ehehe
Star Wars “dad” joke no.9
Little Ben Solo: “Dad can you put my shoes on?”
Han Solo: “No, I don’t think they’ll fit me kid!”
Ehehe
Like son!
*Fa-la-la-la Force bond*
By NikkiNotions
Twas the night before force-fest,
and all through the ship
Not a droid was left stirring
not even one blip.
When all of a sudden,
arose such a clamor
Kylo Ren had caught sight
of a long distant glamour.
Rey had appeared
at the foot of his bed
Her smile was cheery
'Was the past truly dead?'
Sharing long looks
and a passion grown tender
The young man moved close
to the force message sender.
“May the force be with you”
Her bright voice sighed.
He thought he might faint,
scream, laugh, smile, cry!
So many emotions
for just 6 little words
He felt like a Porg
Such strange little birds.
The silence grew longer
And after awhile
Emotions appeared
Behind Rey’s sweet smile.
Longing, regret,
affection, and sorrow.
Kylo wondered which feelings
would last through tomorrow.
“Ben” she continued
Her eyes growing wet
He leaned in much closer
until their lips met.
Heat bloomed inside them
Content crossed their bond.
How could once enemies
have grown quite so fond?
Reluctantly parting
their cheeks both aglow
Ben smirked and then whispered
“look mistletoe”.
Using the force
it hung in the air.
The traditional green
which sparked love and care.
Lips grazed again
as midnight was struck.
The chime broke the spell,
but Ben thanked his good luck.
Rey may have declined
when he offered his hand,
but for her he would plead
he could never command.
He let her decide
and now she chose this.
She had reached out to him
and had gifted him bliss.
Ben quickly found rest
as he laid back in bed.
‘Was it real?, was it you?’
Rang all through his head.
Lips ghosted his
and he knew it was true
and Ben whispered in sleep
“May the force be with YOU"
*Me during the "hand sex" hut scene.
*Me during the #kylorenchallenge scene.
*Me during the Rey/Snow White scene.
*Me during the elevator scene.
*Me during the Snoke/Praetorian scene.
*Me during the hand offer (TAKE IT)
*Me during the final force bond