a Message from Beefro
Good morning, Friendos 🥩
Before you ask, I feel better than I have any right to be. And yes - I had fun. And a lot of champagne. I ignored chocolate cake to have more risotto. I got a big ass Diet Coke and a cheeseburger at McDonalds. I almost gave myself an asthma attack from laughing so hard at a video of a cat on Instagram.
I also alluded to drunk smut. Now Friendos, I did write something… but it’s not… it’s kinda… well it’s just drunk Beefro being horny on main.
he’s got a big dick and then I sxxkwd it. Ysahhh go honeyyyyyy. And then we fukcced and pope got mad. Eat my ass you suck pipe.
That’s it. This was waiting for me in my notes app this morning; the time stamp on it says that I more than likely wrote that while laying in bed on the verge of passing out at around 2 am. I have no idea why Pope was supposed to be there or why he was mad. I also assume I wasn’t talking about a pipe - probably just a typo. But there you go.
Sonovabitch-get-me-drink regards,
Beefro 👌🥩💜