#chubby!mando

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To celebrate 400 Friendos + counting, let’s have another round of…

What’s next?

Beefro in Space

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔣𝔯𝔬 𝔦𝔫 𝔰𝔭𝔞𝔠𝔢

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Voting ended onJan 2, 2024

[beefrobeefcal]

Frankie got a poll and it's only fair that Mr. Din gets one, too!

In the Chubby!Mando (homestead weight gain) one shot, who's reader?

Cantina Worker/Owner: he's kicking around & you notice a gradual change

Armorer: he comes to you when he needs a size up

Mechanic: ship is kaput & he needs a fix... or seven

Grogu's Nanny/Babysitter: Single parenting is hard, so there's stress eating

Beefro: Beefro is reader. Yay Beefro! Beefro in Space™️

Voting ended onNov 4, 2023

Happy voting!

How-'bout-that-nutty-Star-Wars-Bar-can-you-forget-all-those-crazy creatures-in-there regards,

Beefro 👌🥩💜

[beefrobeefcal]

what if mando had a bounty on another planet, and on this planet all the food was extremely calorie dense. he had no other options and ends up gaining a ton of weight very quickly. he comes back to his baby sitter/partner/lady friend who sees him in a completely different light

To Nonnie, Love Beefro

I mean… I see an opening… imma take it.

You-know-Dasher-and Dancer-and Prancer-and Vixen regards,

Beefro👌🥩💜

[beefrobeefcal]

In honor of the mission launch being announced, here's a quick bibble for you - a sneaky-peek if you will - of how the mission will go. [previously posted here]

Beefro 👌🥩🚀

“You are beef?”

I’d been standing across from this TinMan for at least an hour, trying to convince him that I was not a criminal and I did not steal the ship that I accidentally took.

“Beef-ro.”, I corrected him with a I’m-losing-my-patience-quickly smile.

Despite his covered face, the slight head tilt and hint of a digitized huff, I knew he was just as frustrated with me as I was with him.

His modulated voice cut the awkward silence. “And your chain code?”

I clenched my jaw and finally let out a sigh and hung my head, my hands clapping together to avoid trying to slap his shiny, metal face.  

“Look, uh – “, I started, pointing my hands, palms together, at him, before realizing we’d been so focused on my name that we’d completely forgotten to address his, “you… I think you’re barking up the wrong tree.”

“I am not barking and there are no trees on this ship.”

I closed my eyes and muttered, “Jesus Murphy…”, then stared at him, questioning my sanity.

“Listen, you metaphor-hating trashcan, I don’t know what a chain code is. I’m really bad at Java scrip and my DOS is like… not that great. I know how to do a ping test and open a command window but that’s it!”

I wasn’t sure if what I said permeated my shiny captor’s dense helmet, until a long, tinny breath was released. I’m pretty sure I just witnessed my first full body eye roll.

I threw my hands up in the air and blurted out, “Just my fucking luck! I meet a space computer nerd with a holier-than-thou attitude at the end of the universe, and –“

“We’re not at the end of the universe…”

“Don’t interrupt! It’s rude – and it’s a fucking figure of speech, you grape!”

[beefrobeefcal]

*slips u a $20* …….beefro in space? 👽🛸✨💜

To Nonnie, Love Beefro

*slips the $20 bill in the chasm that is my cleavage*

Pleasure doing business with you.

Ground-control-to-Major-Tom regards,

Beefro 👌🥩💜

[beefrobeefcal]

WOW BEEFRO WINS!

Thank you to the 8 people who voted for me to get a vacation😘, but it looks like Grogu is getting a nanny! Maybe a nanny that polishes armor... cooks maybe?

SEND IN THOSE THOTS, FRIENDOS!

To those that care, don't worry - there's a story to be told about me in an galactic predicament rattling around somewhere...

Who's-the-man-in-the-beskar-mask regards,

Beefro 👌🥩💜