#chubby!dave

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I’m drunk y’all…

Dave & Kitten smut incoming…

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a Message from Beefro

Now that I've had a few days to lay low and recuperate after finishing work for the year, it's time to get this holiday business in order!

Here's what I have planned for the next two weeks:

Dave & Kitten: Don't Over Do It

Joel & his Darlin': Who Said Anything About Leftovers?

A very special The Catfish & The Mouse: Seriously? Now?

and introducing...

This is a two parter in conjunction with @beefros-sin-bin!

part one: Recommend that fic , baby!

Have a fic you wanna recommend bc it made you loose sense of all time & space?

Have a fic you wrote and you're hella proud of it?

Send it on over in an ask to @beefros-sin-bin with the tag: #rec-a-fic2023

part two: #friend-of-beefro fic recs

The second part is all beef, baby! I'm going to highlight & celebrate the writers who set me on the sinful path I found myself on in 2023. I'll be boosting five fics from each of my founding fathers (affectionate) and telling y'all the reason I love them so much.

For-auld-lang-syne-my-dear regards,

Beefro 👌🥩💜

taglist: @theywhowriteandknowthings @harryleatherfit @toxicanonymity @harriedandharassed @neverwheremoonchild @rebel-held @beee-haw @nevergoingbacknowshine @idolatrybarbie @v4vayha @lalocitos @xdaddysprincessxx @deathsholywaterr @heareball @lyssramscal @wintrwinchestr @blackfemalenerd  @southernbe @starkeydaviss @noxturnalpascal

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(Idk exactly which P boy this would be, maybe Peña because he to have the highest denial/horny ratio, but maybe Frankie. Go fourth with ur wisdom)

What if she is teasing him that his now pot belly is sooo sensitive, that every time she touches him he gets insanely worked up and it’s like a giant erogenous zone now. He obviously denies it, but she doubles down and says she can probably make him cum just by making out with his tummy. And so she does, she gets between his knees and relentlessly kisses it, his chest, grabs his love handles, etc etc etc and NOTHING more

Would love to see who wins this one ;)

To Nonnie, Love Beefro

YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE AND LEAVE THIS BEHIND?

Good god, Nonnie! I am a mess.

Okay okay… well to answer your question, I think it’s more than likely Dave who’s going to deny how much of an impact those snack cakes and cookies are having on his physique.

Like, he’s so deep into it, he’s a river in Egypt. *bah-da-dum-tss!*

Not to spoil a WIP, but this ask has me… THINKING.

Hottest, stuffed regards,

Beefro 👌🥩💜

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Beefro's Test Kitchen

Thank you @tightjeansjavi for the tag for a WIP Thursday post, and regards to @rebel-held for their ask yesterday.

This round of BTK... oh I don't like that AT ALL... try again.

This snippet from Beefro's Test Kitchen is brought to you from the next one shot for Dave York & his Kitten: Make Me, Yorkie.

“Awe, Dave got greedy and now he’s got a tummy ache.”, you cooed in a mock-pout. You stood above him and smirked. “Look at you. How much weight do you think you’ve put on in the last month? You really treated yourself over Christmas… Just bought you that shirt and it’s already getting too small, honey.” His brown eyes looked like molten copper with the rage you incited; you were really hitting his buttons and it only made you bolder. “Do not do this, Kitten. I am not playing. I had a shitty day, and-“ "Did you enjoy all those cookies? It looks like you did…”, you interrupted in a soft, smug voice, nodding your head to his middle. "Last warning.”, he growled. “You’re too fat and full to do anything about it.” “Knock. It. Off.”, he snarled through his clenched teeth. “Behave! I fucking mean it!” A grin spread across your face, and you licked your lips. “Make me, Yorkie.”

non-committal tag list: @theywhowriteandknowthings @ghoulettesinspace @iamasaddie @toxicanonymity @xdaddysprincessxx @rebel-held @romana-after-dark @noxturnalpascal and anyone else who wants to play!