#beej headcanons

[headcanons-once-and-for-all]

GIMMIE STIMMY BEEJ HEADCANONS

I NEED MY SCRUNKLY AUTISM BEETLE NOWWWWWWWWW

I THOUGH THIS WAS ABOUT NEWSIES AND I WAS GENIULY GOING TO CRY! I'M NOT JOKING I WENT „What now? WHO the fuck is stimmy bee? Those newsies names are getting out of hand" 🥀🥀🥀 but I do love this request don't worry

it's BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE BEEE-

'cause he is technically dead no one notices he's the one moving objects. And he loves to take advantage of this. Sometimes he'll just walk around and drop things. Just out of spite that's also his way of stimming. Breaking things. It's just pure chaos.

He learned how to juggle and now does this to pass boredome. He'll sometimes juggle bones too just because Barbara hates it

He always carries those fidget toys with himself. They actually help him concentrate on whatever he's doing.

He's always willing to lend someone his fidgets epsecially if they're stressed. Lydia loves to borrow them.

He also has a lot of vocal stims. Many of which with funny voices. But yes he has vocal stims!!!

He flaps his hands when he's happy and jumps up and down (just like me frfr)

Also ik you said autism but imo he's AuDHD (am I spelling this right)

[obsessive-ego]

I love the idea of beetlejuice having a thing for the scent of a sweaty reader chan

Like just work out? He's burying his face in the center of your back taking a deep sniff and letting out a loud groan, one because he thinks it's hot and two he knows it embarrasses the fuck out of you

Come on a hot muggy day? Good luck trying to shower without making a deal or trade, cuz that undead bastard is gonna wanna keep you like

He will steal your work out clothes the second the laundry basket is unattended for obvious reasons

[beetlebitchywitch]

request for my own self indulgent ass: you dress as a devil/demon for a halloween party and bj fucking loses his god damn mind and fucks you silly

MmOh G O D 

You apparently don’t quite get how hot you are, because you walk out in your Halloween costume like it’s fucking nothing and Beej is fucking floored.

You’re dressed as a fairly stereotypical sexy devil, save for one thing- your dress is black and white striped, as are your horns, positioned over freshly dyed green hair. Beej already thought that you with his hair was hot as fuck, but you in his stripes...

“Fuck me sideways, babes, you look like a million bucks,” he groans, swooping in to pull you against him, inhaling your scent deeply. “What’re you supposed to be?”

“Oh fuck off, Beej,” you laugh, wrapping your arms around his shoulders. “Do I make a good you?”

“I don’t know, sweetness, this isn’t quite me,” he muses, looking you over and letting his gaze drag up your exposes thighs. “I’m not one for tight dresses and thigh-highs, though I could be for you, if ya wanted.”

“I’d pay to see that,” you laughed. “But not now. I have a party to get to!” You attempted to pull yourself from Beetlejuice’s arms, but he tightened his grip, his gaze suddenly dark and intense.

“I’m sorry, doll, do you mean to tell me that you wanna leave the house lookin’ like this?” he asked, his voice a near growl. “That’s not how this works.”

“Who said you get to tell me when I can and can’t leave the house?” you asked, letting your playful tone saturate your words to make your intentions entirely clear.

“Me, babycakes, in case I didn’t make that clear,” he said, letting his hands trail up your thighs and up to grip your ass. “I’m in charge here, and I say you can’t go out lookin’ like such a hot piece of ass. You think I want some sweaty fuckin’ breather leering at you when you’re mine?” 

Mm, that growl in his voice was doing things to you. You’d really been looking to this party, but something about the way your boyfriend was looking at you, holding you, ooh, kissing you, his lips trailing up your neck to nibble on your ear, well, maybe staying home wouldn’t be so bad. 

“You better give me a reason to stay then, Beej,” you say, your voice trailing off into a soft moan as his hands knead at your ass. “Or else I’m gonna walk out that door and let whoever wants to get a good look.”

“Oh no you don’t!” he says, picking you up and throwing you over his shoulder, running you up the stairs and to your bedroom as you let out peals of laughter. “I’ll give you a plenty good enough reason, babes. How about my cock nice and deep inside you, that good enough for ya?”

You chuckled as Beej slipped your panties from under your dress, throwing them to some unimportant corner of the room, hissing as his fingers began to circle your clit. “Good enough for me, Beej, come on, please...”

He chuckled darkly and immediately buried his face between your legs, letting his tongue lap up your wetness. You gasped sharply, burying your fingers in his hair and tugging as he let the tip of his tongue ghost over your clit. He ate you out vigorously, egged on by the wails he managed to pull from your throat. He loved it, loved making you feel so good that you had to clutch the sheets or his hair in pleasure. When he finally did pull away, you groaned in protest, trying to use your ankles to bring his face back to your core, but he persisted, vanishing his clothes with a single snap of his fingers. 

“Aww, I know how much you love my mouth, but my cock is achin’ for ya, don’t you want me to fuck you?” he asked, his voice cloyingly sweet. Without warning, he plunged two fingers inside of you, your back arching off the bed. “Tell me, babycakes, tell me you want me to fuck you.”

“Ungh, Beej, I want you to fuck me, please,” you begged, grinding down against his fingers. He snarled, getting his cock in you as quickly as he could and bottoming out with a loud groan. 

“Ngh yeah, that’s the stuff,” he moaned, pressing in and out of you cautiously. “How you feelin’ down there, doll?”

“Good, fucking good, just move,” you demanded, crossing your ankles behind his hips and pulling him towards you. He let his mouth trail hot, wet kisses along your neck and collarbone as he began to piston into you violently, his teeth and tongue dragging along your skin as you clutched at him. “Mm, Beej, you feel so good, just- oh fuck, right there, right there, shit.”

“Hohoho fuck yeah, baby, you feel so fuckin’ good, you wanna cum? You wanna fuckin’ cum?” he growled in your ear, letting his hand drop down to start playing with your clit. “Come on, sweetness, give me that cum-”

Your back arched, your pussy clenching around Beetlejuice as you gave him what he wanted. He came shortly after, the way you were milking his cock from your own pleasure driving him over the edge. When you’d both spent all you had to give, you collapse to the bed. You realized that your dress was rumpled and torn, and your neck and shoulders were littered with dark purple bruises and bite marks. No way in the world were you leaving tonight, looking so thoroughly fucked. Beetlejuice took one look at you and smirked triumphantly, pulling you into his chest and wrapping his arms around your waist.

“Hmph. Told you you weren’t leaving tonight.”

[poisonpunkking]

1-150 mun and Billie! Please!!!!

{{ ALL OF THEM!? anon, who do you think reads all of these!? }}

Beej: Shut the fuck up Vladz, we’re doing them all and I’m answering first. I’m not aging anymore and my crush ain’t coming anytime soon… bring on the interview~

1. Who was the last person you held hands with? - Esther May || my last boyfriend2. Are you outgoing or shy? - we’re both outgoing yet people think Vladz is shy but he ain’t3. Who are you looking forward to seeing? - my crush, Franklin Edwin Chambers, one day || my girlfriend! i’m seeing her in a couple years~4. Are you easy to get along with? - hell no! || sorta yeah, as long as you don’t purposely make me hate you we’ll be fine5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you? - I’d hope so || I’m pretty sure they would6. What kind of people are you attracted to? - ugh, i hate this question. I’m into Tré Cool (Franklin Chambers) and non asshole guys… sometimes girls || nice people who can understand me and like me for who i am7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now? - … probably not, but I’m hoping || YES!8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind? - I don’t think about girls really || my girlfriend, Cori9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? - no, i like it || not really anymore 10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? - Mike || Cori11. What does the most recent text that you sent say? - It says “See ya in two weeks William Joseph” || Uh… ’he blushed lightly and looked out the window. “th-thanks…” ’ I was rping with my friend.12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now? - Holiday by Green Day, I Miss You by Blink 182, Wrecking Ball by Miley Cyrus, Zombie by Family Force Five and White Walls || Maybe by Shane Dawson, Holiday by Green Day, Human by Christina Perri, In The End by Black Veil Brides and Deadlines & Commitment by The Killers13. Do you like it when people play with your hair? - fucking love it || yes14. Do you believe in luck and miracles? - no! my crush still ain’t here || i do actually15. What good thing happened this summer? - Mike moved in with me to my shitty apartment || I found out my last boyfriend was a really douche bag and my old school really does change people. findind out you’re right is a great feeling x)16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? - …no, cause Mike’s not my crush || NO!17. Do you think there is life on other planets? - who cares || not without some proof, but it’s also irrelevant to me18. Do you still talk to your first crush? - Toby? I do actually but not that often. || Ugh.. my first crush and i don’t talk anymore. my first crush was my last boyfriend19. Do you like bubble baths? - i take showers, but i’d love a bubble bath with Franklin || after a shower, yes. they’re quite relaxing20. Do you like your neighbors? - no, i hate people || i don’t know them… but my father does21. What are you bad habits? - messing with my neck while i speak || right now it’s smoking and biting my nails22. Where would you like to travel? - Germany, to see Franklin || Maine to be with my lovely, Cori23. Do you have trust issues? - yeah || i do thanks to some assholes24. Favorite part of your daily routine? - nothing, i hate it all since i’m always an ugly fuck desperate for a German guy that doesn’t want him… FUCK! || i have a love hate relationship with my flat iron and my eyeliner25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with? - shut up, i hate my whole body || uh… probably my whole torso since i’m skinny so i’m not buff looking at all and i’ve got a few scars on it26. What do you do when you wake up? - shower || get coffee27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker? - my skin’s fine || lighter, thanks to last summer me and tanning became lovely friends and i want my pale skin back and go back to my silver/white hair28. Who are you most comfortable around? - Mike and Franklin || my friends Issac and Mickie but also my girlfriend29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up? - yeah, Toby did and the second Ethan i dated || nope30. Do you ever want to get married? - yes please || i do31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail? - no way || it is for a short ponytail. i need a hair cut…32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with? - uh hello I’m from Green Day. My threesome is with my band. || ugh… probably Hayley Williams, one of the three Green Day guys and um… Andy Biersack33. Spell your name with your chin - fuck you, i don’t have time for that || uh… okay… vladimir34. Do you play sports? What sports? - baseball || hahaha35. Would you rather live without TV or music? - both: TV!36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them? - duh, that’s why me and Franklin aren’t dating yet || yes actually37. What do you say during awkward silences? - smoke and play Blue || i say “BUTT STUFF!” then walk away… thanks MattG124 for that38. Describe your dream girl/guy? - really? ugh… look at him and describe him to me, cause right now… Franklin’s all i want… || i never really had a dream date39. What are your favorite stores to shop in? - i don’t really have a favourite || the lakes mall, walmart and debs. Only cause debs is a store for girls and when you’re a guy and you enter it with your guy friends… you get some priceless looks xD40. What do you want to do after high school? - i waaay do with high school || i wanna settle down with my girlfriend and we’ll focus on our love lives for like a year or two before college41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? - no, if they fucked you over then they don’t deserve shit || sorta, some people really don’t need it42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean? - it’s means i’m done talking and i’m in my own little world || i’m never really quiet but when i am it’s because i’m thinking and done with talking to people who just constantly bring me down 43. Do you smile at strangers? - no, why? || yeah and sometimes a exchanges a few words like “how are you?”44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean? - neither! || i’m fine just traveling the world 45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning? - Mike, he won’t let me sleep in || right now nothing, i normally sleep in46. What are you paranoid about? - Franklin! he just stopped talking to me without saying a word. i need to know if he hates me… || why people are crushing on me when i’m a depressed underweight tall british guy who’s got a Jade West attitude47. Have you ever been high? - of course i have || not yet48. Have you ever been drunk? - you’re talking to an ex-alcoholic here || once and from what i heard it was the funniest shit ever49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about? - yes, oh my god, yes || oh yeah50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore? - black || mint green51. Ever wished you were someone else? - …yeah.. i wish i was Tré’s crush… || many times actually52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself? - my mindset || it’s a tie between my hair, eyes and skin colour53. Favourite makeup brand? - …what? || not sure yet… but my current eyeliner brand is… Avon54. Favourite store? - the grocery store || haha, i thought i answered this already but it’s between hot topic, the grocery store and debs (you know why debs)55. Favourite blog? - favourite what? || i’d have to say stupidlittlemisfits cause they’re the reason i made this blog, i also really love fallingintopureinsanity & fallingintotemporarybliss because inspired me to make my personals, lvl3creature & akingswonderland. lastly the blog jck-ass is perfect (it’s my girlfriend’s) and i was into many green day blogs so i made my green day blog greendaydailynation till i lost the log in and so i’ve got vladziskingforaday now56. Favourite colour? - black and green || blue, green, black and red57. Favourite food? - red velvet cake || pizza58. Last thing you ate? - fried chicken || …pizza59. First thing you ate this morning? - buffalo wings || nothing i just had coffee60. Ever won a competition? For what? - yeah, the one i’ll share is.. i got one when i was younger at a talent show || no.. i’ve never won a competition61. Been suspended/expelled? For what? - yes, because i got into a fight || yeah but i’d rather not talk about it62. Been arrested? For what? - i got arrested for a murder once and for DUI || no, i’m clean. i was almost arrested when my friend stole something from the store63. Ever been in love? - oh yeah || definitely64. Tell us the story of your first kiss? - sure… my first lover, Toby and I shared our first and last kiss before we broke up and it was kinda cute. -chuckles- so y’know how sometimes there’s these slides that connect, like there’s two or more slides next to each other. so me and Toby decided to share a kiss at the top of the slides then after he went down them we sorta kissed again but longer and everyone looked like… ‘guys kissing, what the fuck?’ || it’s sorta odd but alright… so i was over at my friends house when i was younger and i was the only guy outta all girls. back then everyone and myself swore i was gay. then someone dared my friend Kiara to kiss me and we were playing a like pretend game so we weren’t acting like ourselves. to me and her actually kissed for a few seconds and it’s funny to think of now and she doesn’t even remember it65. Are you hungry right now? - nope || not really, i still have coffee66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends? - what are you talking about? || i do sadly. they talk to me daily and my friends rarely talk to me anymore67. Facebook or Twitter? - both: twitter68. Twitter or Tumblr? - twitter || tumblr69. Are you watching tv right now? - sorta || nope, i’m half watching netflix though70. Names of your bestfriends? - Mike || Kaelyn, Chelsea, Issac, RaeLynne, Autumn, Cori (girlfriend and best friend) and Kiara71. Craving something? What? - yes.. Tré || yeah, just to be with my girlfriend right now72. What colour are your towels? - uh… red, blue and white || um.. green and blue72. How many pillows do you sleep with? - four || i’ve got one large pillow and like six small ones73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? - no, i sleep with Mike cause Esther May gets my room for now || yeah, i have a stuffed dolphin i sleep with cause i’ve gotta hug something while i sleep74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have? - none anymore || uh.. about four or five75. Favourite animal? - Snakes, Dogs, Horses, Wolves, Llamas and Lizards || dogs, owls, wolves, llamas and foxes76. What colour is your underwear? - why? || uh.. if you really wanna know they are green~77. Chocolate or Vanilla? - both: chocolate vanilla swirl78. Favourite ice cream flavour? - strawberry || blue moon79. What colour shirt are you wearing? - black || grey80. What colour pants? - black || pink~ yes world, i’ve got pink skinny jeans81. Favourite tv show? - supernatural and the addams family || Supernatural, Game of Thrones, Skins, 1000 Ways To Die, Family Guy, Futurama and My Wife & Kids82. Favourite movie? - Austin Powers || Wreck-It Ralph, Avengers, Rise of the Guardians, How to Train Your Dragon, Seven, I am Number Four, The Other Guys & Grown Ups83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2? - both: mean girls84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street? - both: the fuckis 21 Jump Street85. Favourite character from Mean Girls? - Janis Ian || i kinda like Regina George cause she got played so bad 86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo? - Dori || Gill87. First person you talked to today? - Mike || my sister88. Last person you talked to today? - Esther May || my father89. Name a person you hate? - Switch Alexander || sorry i don’t wanna put them out there like that90. Name a person you love? - Tré Cool || Cori Myers91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now? - Switch Alexander || my last boyfriend… and my parents92. In a fight with someone? - Switch Alexander, the bitch got a restraining order against me and his own daughter. I’m fine with the one on me but his fucking daughter!? Esther May didn’t do shit to that fucking asshole || my family93. How many sweatpants do you have? - none, i just stole some from Mike like i stole his awesome dark grey hoodie || nope, i need some cause… all i have is jeans right now94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have? - twenty-five || too fucking many95. Last movie you watched? - Scott Pilgrim || Laugh At My Pain96. Favourite actress? - Elizabeth Gillies || Jennette McCurdy97. Favourite actor? - Brad Pitt || Taylor Lautner98. Do you tan a lot? - no, i don’t go out in the sun to tan || no but i do tan easily i guess99. Have any pets? - i’ve got three dogs cause we had to get rid of some: Rocky, Mojo and Demon || I’ve got four cats: Bob, Scardy, Feisty and Ninja100. How are you feeling? - Love sick and dead || like i’m stuck in hell101. Do you type fast? - I’m not sure || my sister says slow and my mum says fast so… idek anymore102. Do you regret anything from your past? - absolutely || yes and no…103. Can you spell well? - yeah, i can spell pretty well || fuck no, but i’m okay and i’m getting quite better with my english104. Do you miss anyone from your past? - ..y-yes || greatly miss my friend Autumn105. Ever been to a bonfire party? - yeah, it was a year ago just before me, Tré and Mike split ways || oh yeah, i really miss them though106. Ever broken someone’s heart? - yup, Switch Alexander’s and i don’t even regret it || i once broke my last ex’s on complete accident107. Have you ever been on a horse? - yeah and i love it || yup, i kinda liked it108. What should you be doing? - ..who the fuck do you think you are!? ..actually i should be working on shit for my band but we’re on hiatus so… fuck everything. without Tré there’s no Green Day || haha, yeah school work, reading Frankenstein and do rp replies… oh the joys of being me right now109. Is something irritating you right now? - obviously it’s the fact that it’s been like half a year and i still do have my crush here to tell him how i feel and hopeful move on in life with him by my side || ugh.. yes! my mum’s lazy and she makes me do shit for her like get her a drink or make her food… i’ll do chores but i’m not your fucking servant!110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt? - I STILL LIKE HIM AND IT’S KILLING ME! || most definitely111. Do you have trust issues? - didn’t we go over this one Vladz? || I have no idea Beej || we did! it was question…twenty three. NEXT QUESTION! 112. Who was the last person you cried in front of? - Mike || my sister and parents since i rarely leave the house right now113. What was your childhood nickname? - Beej, idiot, dork, gaylord, emo fag…ugh i hate them all except Beej and dork || emo, dorkatron, Vince, Vladz and then my lovely friend created the name Felix for me114. Have you ever been out of your province/state? - many time, i’ve been to America, England and now i’m in Canada. plus i’ve toured with my band in the past || yes i’m from England but I’m now in America115. Do you play the Wii? - the last time i sat and played video games was with Tré and with Troy when i was pregnant with Esther May || nope, i don’t have a game system.. wait- we’ve got a Nintendo 64116. Are you listening to music right now? - duh! i’m listening to a Christmas song that really relates to me then i’m going for I Want To Be by We Should Whisper || i’m listening to Human by Christina Perri and Holiday by Green Day back to back… ugh Human.. i’m addicted to it117. Do you like chicken noodle soup? - both: fuck yeah118. Do you like Chinese food? - both: hell yeah119. Favourite book? - How To Kill A Mocking Bird by Haper Lee || Vampire Academy by Richelle Mead120. Are you afraid of the dark? - no, i’m more afraid of other shit || i love it and i’m sorta afraid of being alone in the dark121. Are you mean? - you tell me || i’ve got an attitude like Jade West from Victorious unless you get to my good side122. Is cheating ever okay? - you cheat and i’ll make sure you regret it || NO! i honestly cheated once on my last boyfriend and to be honest… i don’t regret it cause he cheated on me too then dumped me in the worst way possible and omfg it made me feel let dying was better than living anymore123. Can you keep white shoes clean? - i don’t wear white shoes || i’m not into wearing white shoes either124. Do you believe in love at first sight? - love at first sight is just falling for looks you shouldn’t do that cause they might end up being a complete ass || oh god… love at first sight is ridiculous125. Do you believe in true love? - ..y-yeah but i’m starting to think it’s all a lie || i do~126. Are you currently bored? - i’m very bored and lonely || you bet127. What makes you happy? - Tré and Esther May || Cori and my friends128. Would you change your name? - no, I’m fine with Billie Joe || i sorta wanna change it to Felix but Vladimir is fine. i actually got it changed and now i’ve got a middle name and i love it~129. What your zodiac sign? - Aquarius (water beaver) || Libra (scales)130. Do you like subway? - both: fuck yeah131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? - irrelevant! Esme has a crush and i have a crush so it just won’t happen || …ugh, that’d just be odd132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? - stop asking repeats! this was question ten! || NEXT QUESTION!133. Favourite lyrics right now? - It’s between “Talk myself out of feeling. Talk my way out of control. Talk myself out of falling in love, Falling in love with you.” and “So baby come on home, where you belong, I didn’t think you’d be away this long.” || “But I’m only human, and I bleed when I fall down. I’m only human, and I crash and I break down. Your words in my head, knives in my heart, you build me up and then I fall apart. I’m only human.”134. Can you count to one million? - probably but i don’t need to || i can count to four and repeat~ || Vladz, I’ll fucking kill you… that’s Tré’s thing fucker135. Dumbest lie you ever told? - hehe, i told Mike i couldn’t go out cause my limbs gave out on me and didn’t wanna leave bed || that old dumb child’s lie of “it wasn’t me”136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed? - both: closed137. How tall are you? - 5’ 7” (1.70 m) || tall enough 6’ 2” (1.88 m)138. Curly or Straight hair? - i don’t give a fuck || straight is preferred but curly is fine139. Brunette or Blonde? - both: it doesn’t matter140. Summer or Winter? - spring || fall141. Night or Day? - both: night142. Favourite month? - February || June143. Are you a vegetarian? - both: i was144. Dark, milk or white chocolate? - milk chocolate || dark chocolate145. Tea or Coffee? - both: coffee146. Was today a good day? - no way || sorta147. Mars or Snickers? - both: snickers148. What’s your favourite quote? - “I’ve built a wall, not to block anyone out, but to see who loves me enough to climb over it.” || “Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end…then stop.”149. Do you believe in ghosts? - both: -laughs- 150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page? - uh… “Look, Greg, let’s just forget about…you know. Okay? It was a mistake.” || let’s see… “We’ll consider it sealed without the usual formality.” 

[poisonpunkking]

insanity, apathy, memories, instinct, illusion

Headcanons: Billie Joe Dragomir, Michael Clark & Troy Goldenheart

After the loss of his wife and twin daughters, Gillian and Jackie, Billie Joe was left with his only son, Troy as a dead memory of what used to be. His good friend, Mike was around to try and help Troy with keep Billie Joe in a good state of mind, even though the loss didn’t seem to bug him much. Failing due to Billie going to rehab, then failing again after a mix up at a local gay strip club. The fight at the club caused authority getting called and insanity was pleaded putting Billie in an asylum for some time. All of this effected all the boys in such a way that can’t easily be fixed.

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