I hate having crushes
Im too old to be feeling like this
These feelings are useless-
I got nothing to offer for a relationship
Waste of my time
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@obsessive-ego
I hate having crushes
Im too old to be feeling like this
These feelings are useless-
I got nothing to offer for a relationship
Waste of my time
Fragments of Horror ("Dissection Girl") // Junji Ito
Okay... so this is right up my alley. More weird whimsy and quirk in the romance genre... and more jaded suffer-no-fools women, instead of the creepy age-gaps, please and thank you
I WILL WATCH THE FUCK OUT OF THIS! Monster romance books prepared me for thiissss!
new fave reaction image just dropped for me
Okay
This scene changed something in me as a child
Look at me now
Okay
Whatever-
So 15 minutes to closing this old man comes in
Old as dirt
He comes up to my cash holding an item and I go
"You ready to check out?"
And he fucking starts
"You are so rude for wearing a mask and rushing me-"
Im like
"Excuse me?"
"Im not ready to check out"
He barks at me to show him how something works
I do-
Its not what he wanted-
So whatever
He bitches
But hangs around the store
I give the 5 minute warning before close
Nothing-
So at 9pm I go up to him and tell him we're closed and he needs to leave
He immediately starts saying I am incredibly rude my manners are terrible I need to treat my elders better he was in war- how dare I act like life is a game ( i don't understand that part)
He finally leaves im locking the gate-
Hes still going on
Like fuck you
You miserable sack of shit
The whole time he was complaining at me.I was just kind of standing there, tapping my foot with my arms crossed
Like I don't care
The world doesn't revolve around you, the mall closes when it closes, I'm sorry you don't like my tone of voice you cunt
And maybe I wear a mask at work cause I don't wanna breathe in, you're miserable old man fumes-
I mean, thinking about it now that's passed, this should be a crowning achievement- to be hated by an old man-
Wait is jerking it to fanfic like? Widely accepted?
critically acclaimed even
I hope I dont make it through the night
I honestly just wanna give up
Just really stressed and kinda depressed
Like i want to stop everything
look i WISH more horror movies were just the directors thinly disguised fetish. instead we got all these horror movies that are just undisguised reflections of culturally hegemonic values and anxieties. like if we got some weird fetishes up in here it would probably add some variety thats all im saying.
me: *sees a ghost* omg are you dead
the ghost: of corpse
I finally get a day off
And i get called first thing in the morning
So and so is sick
Im sick- I am so period sick and tired I also have a headache
I knew this would happen
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so long and goodnight🥀
He deserves all the hugs.