#beej speaks

[shared-braincell]

This just in; being a edgy asshole doesn’t make you cool or funny. Especially when you’re being a edgy asshole to minors. A teen liking the Beetlejuice musical and enjoying the LGBT representation present in it? Epic good they should be allowed to enjoy what they want without some grown ass women (and some men and nb but from what I’ve seen it’s 80% women) putting them down for it.

S*icide baiting minors and making death threats towards actors isn’t goth or even the slightest bit cool. It’s disgusting and you should be held accountable.

[shared-braincell]

People claim to only ship Beetleb*bes if Lydia is an adult yet they use the cartoon and movie canons as “proof” that their ship is real...doesn’t add up. At least stay consistent. And no, using that canon as “proof” and building a narrative that Betelgeuse would only get with her once she’s an adult while still keeping the canon isn’t any better. That’s just grooming.

~Beej

[shared-braincell]

👽👻 ~ Intro post ~ 👻👽

Figured I should make one of these as well! I go by Beej on here to seperate myself from my main blog. Trans bi guy into musicals and comic books mostly.

I like to have discussions and I’m not too into arguing. Strongly anti Beetleb*bes but willing to have civil discussions.

Main things I’ll talk about:

Beetlejuice

ATLA/LOK

Maybe occasionally comics

LGBT stuff

Feel free to chat. : )

[thefreelancebioexorcist]

1,5,8,13

1.When did you lose your virginity?

I’m going direct you to my previous answer for that one, anon. I see no reason to sound like a broken record.

5. Favourite sex position?

In my experience, I’ve found that up against a wall is very gratifying to both parties. I bet there’s some science to it...somethin’ about gravity. Not that it applies to me in particular.

8. Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?

Out of those choices, I’d say a bed. A couch doesn’t have enough surface area for a good roll in the hay. Besides, you run the risk of falling off the couch and one of you slams your head against a coffee table. Trust me, it hurts like hell even for a dead guy, and it really kills the mood. Floor isn’t as hazardous, but if given the choice between those three, it’s always bed.

13. Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?

Yes. I’ll leave that up to your imagination, though.

[thefreelancebioexorcist]

when did you lose your virginity?

1. When did you lose your virginity?

I’ve been dead a real long time, anon, but as I recall it was with the prettiest young lady in town, in her bed while her parents were out of the country. Yeah, you heard me. The rich girl had a fling with the peasant. I’m damn proud of it.

...of course it did eventually get me kicked out of town, but that’s a different story.