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Beejay: Hell yeah! Guys day out! Diego: Well, only because Echo and Aurora are busy and Shauna’s on the other side of the country, but sure. Beejay: Shh! They only bailed because they were overwhelmed by the power of our combined masculinity– Uri: Toxic masculinity. Beejay: –prowling the streets as men in our prime, sowing our wild oats– Uri: You know Echo would murder your if she heard you say that, right? Diego: Shit, I thought all we were doing was day drinking and going to a kung-fu movie marathon. I don’t bring any oats to sow. Beejay: Ha ha. We’re doing that too. Speaking of which, pretty sure we can fit all these beers in my backpack. Are we smoking too? Diego: Nah, I’d be passed out before the opening credits. Uri: We are absolutely gonna get banned from the theater for this. Diego: Hey. We are absolutely gonna be fine. Beejay: There’s also the whole underage drinking thing, but sure, getting banned from the theater could also be a problem. You ready? Diego: Hold on, my phone’s almost dead. Beejay: Charge your fucking phone! Diego: Just wait a sec, I’ll go grab my brother’s power brick. — Diego: Hey, Darr, is your– Darrius: What the fuck, Diego! Diego: Jesus Christ! Darrius: Get the fuck out! And fucking knock next time! Diego: Lock the fucking door next time! — Uri: You okay? You look kinda sick. Diego: I don’t wanna talk about it. Let’s just go.