#been a while oops

[thesitharts]

You make my heart go skittle skattle

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[housewaterman]

House Waterman during the Dance of the Dragons and War of the Five Kings 🛶

(bold names indicate those who have been or will be heads of the house)

Dance of the Dragons (circa 129 AC)

Notes: Beron dies during the war as one of the Winter Wolves. Neither Lady Barra nor her sister Rhae have any children, so Theomar becomes the head of the house after Barra's death, and his eldest son with Gladys inherits the title afterwards

Fun facts:

🌊 Barra and her stepmother Aeriel are about the same age, since Kyle (who sucks) marries Aeriel when she's quite young. At first they're at odds with each other, but then Kyle dies while Aeriel is pregnant, and they decide that actually fuck that guy and they're better off as friends. They pretty much raise Rhae together

🌊 Rhae is named in honor of Princess Rhaenys the Queen Who Never Was

🌊 Both Aeriel and Rhae have Waardenburg syndrome (obviously not named as such in-universe). Aeriel has a white streak at the front of her hair and very blue eyes; Rhae has the same white streak, heterochromia, and quite severe hearing loss

🌊 Rhae and Theomar act more like siblings than cousins and are close friends growing up

🌊 Theo is buddies with Cregan Stark and accompanies him to King's Landing for the Hour of the Wolf. Once they travel back north he meets the recently widowed Gladys while they're passing through the Twins, and the two strike up a letter correspondence afterwards. Eventually he proposes to her (with encouragement from Barra and Rhae)

🌊 Theo and Gladys' eldest son Baron later marries Alys "Gray Aly" Stark, second daughter of Cregan and Alysanne Blackwood (who exists in canon but basically in name only)

War of the Five Kings (circa 298 AC)

Notes: Lord Brandon and his son Beron are both killed during the Red Wedding supporting the Starks, so Brandon's nephew Edmond inherits the lordship from him afterwards

Fun facts:

🌊 Elen, Brion's second wife, is from the Reach with Dornish heritage, and her kids inherit some of her southern sensibilities. Erick becomes a knight and follows the Faith of the Seven

🌊 Jacklyn is very free-spirited and refuses to marry for political reasons, running off to get with a commoner instead. After his death, she eventually returns to Wildwater castle and doesn't marry again

🌊 After the Red Wedding, Daina, Lysabeth and Jacklyn are collectively referred to as the Wildwater Widows. Edmond should be taking over as the House head, but he's in Oldtown and unreachable, so Daina rules as regent with Lysabeth and Jacklyn at her side while they try to locate him and bring him back

🌊 Erick's kids are all queer, yep every single one of them. Edyth prefers to dress like a man and keep the company of women, Edmond kisses boys and goes off to study at the Citadel, Lily (born with a different name) is intersex and dreams of living as a woman + is sent south to be fostered by the Pomminghams

🌊 Erick's bastard Elion Summers is given that surname in honor of his Summer Islander mother. He's affectionately nicknamed the Little Duck by the castle staff because he often wears a green feather cloak his mother left for him, and he's also bisexual

[pentlord]

@themosthatedbeingg continued from x

"I, I would be honored, your Majesty!" Sir Pentious said, his eyes large and full of emotion. Taking Lucifer's hand, he gave it a firm, enthusiastic shake before donning his hat with a wide smile.

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[institute-domruthingham]

Dom was back in the cells. Damien had left, he was broken once again. Since returning to the cells he had barely left his bed. Not for classes, his free time, he even missed Christmas. He was in no mood for the season of 'joy'.

He couldn't keep doing this...Falling for people, trusting them, only to have them leave. He didn't want to feel broken anymore. He didn't want to feel at all.

Suddenly he sat up in his bed he had been laying in for the last month. "That's it!" he exclaimed suddenly remembering how he dealt with the trauma he received from his father. Sure drugs were hard to get here as a slave but there were plenty of men to pleasure him. Forget the pain with pleasure. No feelings. Just sex

He looked at his phone and realized it was his free time. Perfect. He got up, his legs wobbling a little, not exactly used to standing again but it didn't take too long to remember. He quickly made his way to the showers to get cleaned up before picking out an outfit that showed quite a bit of skin. Some lowcut skinny jeans that were ripped exposing his thighs and a baggy shirt he cut up into a crop top. He looked in the mirror to check himself out. He never liked what was staring back at him but at least he looked reasonably fuckable in his opinion.

Once he was satisfied he made his way out of the cells and out into what he expected to be another hot island day but was instantly hit with the chill of winter. His whole body stiffened up as he stepped into a pile of snow. "What the fuck?!" He shouted as he looked around to see a sheet of snow covering the island. "Hey you!" he shouted to a passer by "Why the fuck is there snow?! This is a tropical island isn't it?"

[heathfaust]

heathfaust nation we are so back

[crowebirb]

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[meddical-assistance]

Medd: and, of course, pills...