#beesimile

[bluebeardsbride-archive]

me (loves star wars) you (hates star wars) 🤝anti kylo ren action

ddhdhdhdh I DON’T HATE STAR WARS i would be completely fine with it if it wasn’t. constantly surrounding me but yeah. kylo ren is such a boring ass character people just see a white guy and be like ‘Oh. This Man Has Depth‘ and proceed to ignore all the characters of color and women like.... uhm.... dhdhd

[tragedyposting]

anatole i know u hate him just go off on him

BASICS:

- full name: Anatole Vasilievich Kuragin

- Gender: Male

- Sexuality:  Straight and horny and has no rights

- Pronouns: he/him

OTHERS:

- family: Aline and Vasily, siblings Ippolit and Helene, distant cousins every aristocrat in russia.

- Birthplace: It def never says but my headcanon would be St. Petersburg bc that seems to be the preferred place of the Kuragins

- Job: I think he’s in the infantry as an adjutant. In modern day he would be an unemployed lazy trust fund kid. He’s canonically entitled either way.

- Phobias: uhh idk, not getting fuk

- Guilty pleasures: he has no guilt for any pleasures

MORALS:

- morality alignment: true neutral

- Sins: lust/greed/gluttony/sloth/pride/envy/wrath

- Virtues: chastity/charity/diligence/humility/kindness/patience/justice/none of the above lol

THIS OR THAT:

- Introvert/extrovert: extrovert

- Organized/disorganized: disorganized but he is also canonically the self-care master

- Close-minded/open-minded: no-minded. there’s nothing in his skull but dust and pocket lint.

- Calm/anxious: calm!!

- Agreeable/disagreeable: agreeable (dont mean i like him)

- Cautious/reckless: reckless!!!!!

- Patient/impatient: impatient (very)

- Outspoken/reserved: outspoken but doesnt have much to say

- Leader/follower: follower

- Empathetic/unempathetic: unempathetic, he cares only about his own pleasure

- Optimistic/pessimistic: optimistic (dude doesnt even think he could get arrested if he tried)

- Traditional/modern: modern

- Hard-working/lazy: SO lazy

RELATIONSHIPS:

- OTP: him and getting the fuck away from women

- OT3: him/ getting the fuck away from women/ dying

- Brotp: Dolokhov

- NoTP: Anatasha!!! FUCK OFF

[shotbyafool]

@beesimile said: i feel like. There is an argument to be made though that her sexuality is a big part of why we lost almost all of her work in transmission

i get this tho i hate how tumblr gays(tm) talk about classics

i do agree with u on her work getting lost (gotta love those Christian values!) & also Sappho was likely vastly undertaught/read during the seventeenth/eighteenth/nineteenth/twentieth centuries because of homophobia but people on tumblr really do be like “OH have you heard of that one lesbian poet? you HAVEN’T? THAT’S because everyone hated her because she’s GAY” and i’m like dude Catullus and Ovid literally wrote about her and she was an incredibly revered poet in her time + ancient Rome, just say that u haven’t read classics other than Percy Jackson and move on bro

[metalgeartwo1990]

liv it just occurred to me that obi-wan and siri were each other's comp het crush

YES….YES…..YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MY BRAIN WORKS

[catilinas]

👀

there are sounds breathed into the darkand there is something that lies behind them.i want to be as close as i can get.

all night i cling to the lines of you, the spacewhere i imagine your body turning in its sheetsand pulling our symmetry apart. absent love,

our conversations are one-sided now.

(send me a 👀 and i’ll post part of an unfinished poem)

[thirteenthdyke]

love the icon

he...................💕💘💖💞💝💞💗💘💓💞💘

[kakashibestie]

beesimile replied to your post “beesimile replied to your post: wait this book...”

i love that book.....ximena......ive owned that book since i was 12....i would Die For Tim Zahn To This Day

REALLY? dude i trust you blindly when it comes to literary recs so yknow what. once i get myself a phone decent enough/money to buy the ACTUAL THING i’ll definitely read it!!1

[bluebeardsbride-archive]

We did see something out on the ice – of that there can be no question. I will stake my life on it. All of my men saw it. They saw a being of uncommon stature and swiftness.

What we saw I do not know.

And this poor man is mad – of that there can be no question either. The question, then, to me, is simple:

Is his story the result of his madness or its cause?

— Jeanette Winterson, Frankissstein