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but let's face it, I'm still a bitch :)
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I used to be...
URL CHANGE
beeyutchpuddinblam >>>> temporaryjanedoe
but let's face it, I'm still a bitch :)
Settle In (it's a long post)
So we were going to move from our tiny apartment into a townhouse this weekend. The townhouse was in the same complex as our apartment so we didn't pack much since we just had to walk everything over to a couple apt.s down. Well the girl that was moving out was dragging her feet about getting out but promised to get everything out on time. When we showed up yesterday, our last day of the long weekend to get moved in, she hadn't moved a thing. She wasn't even up and wouldn't leave her bedroom to move her sum tuff out out of our way. Normally you call the landlord and tell him to get this girl out of our new apartment, but you can't do that if the landlord is upstairs sleeping with the girl who owns the apartment. He knew we had been trying to move in all weekend and that this was our last day to move. Our electricity to the old place was cut off this morning. He heard us call their name to come down stairs and they wouldn't budge. Who does this? We've talked to that girl several times before. She and Liz knew each other through a mutual friend. The guy is in his thirties. Seems like every landlord I've had in this town is crooked in one way or another, but I've never see a grown man with a business act like that before. On top of all that, we noticed someone had searched through my truck the night before. I don't keep anything i have to worry about in there so nothing was stolen except an old bottle of cologne. Other people noticed the same thing had happened to them. As some of our nicer neighbors have been moving out, shitty white trash has been moving in. Someone had also thrown human shit into the parking lot and one of those little shits had pisses on the mailbox. The neighbors called the cops on them. The neighborhood was turning to shit and our landlord is a total scumbag. We looked at each other and just said forget this place we're moving out all together. Liz almost had a panic attack. She called her friend Leigh and Leigh told her we could stay with her an her husband as long as we need. I called my friend Spike and he drove his van an hour away to help us get our stuff out that day. We also borrowed a trailer from another fried. Of ours and manages to get almost all of it out in a day. Moose and Leigh are letting is store alot of our stuff here as well. It's good to have great friends like this. We couldn't have done this without them. We would most likely have had to settle and stay in the place another month and pay him more rent. I think he's had enough of our money and I'm glad we're out. He's keeping the deposit of course. We won't be in our friends' house long though. It's just nice to have some incredible back-up when life screws you. Sorry for the long post. Moose and Leigh have tumblrs by the way. They've always been our friends but now they're more like family. I hope one day we could return this massive favor but but until then I'll remain completely in their debt. The moral of this long story is that it's good to have friends.
GODDAMN it's one a.m.
Today is the day that I will find out some huge, important, overwhelming news.
I might cry. A lot.
Keep me in your good graces Tumblr gods and I will not disappoint with snarky, emotionally rapt text blogs.
And all of you who seem to like me enough to listen to me bitch, say a prayer and drink a beer for me.
Group Ask #19
Link to previous group asks.
To those who submitted these: if you don’t find what you’re looking for, remember that Supernatural Kink Community accepts prompts of any kind (not just porn, people!) during the first half of each month! More info here and here.
Ask #1 (beeyutchpuddinblam): Pretty in Pink-ish AU
Hey guys! You're doing such a great job! I really appreciate the effort you put into the organization of all of these stories. I've been through most of the tags and, honestly, most of the fiction. I'm looking for something Pretty in Pink-ish. 80's spunky, punky Cas meets a prepster Dean. Maybe I'm missing something, or it hasn't really been written. However, I'd appreciate any help! Thanks!
Ask #2 (galeactuallysmiling): school shooting
Are there any high school au's about a school shooting?
Ask #3 (anon): human!impala + 2014!cas
Do you have a fanfic where the impala is a human man and dean is really weirded out, but 2014!cas and the impala flirts a lot and dean gets jelly and then they all have sex or jus dean and cas (or both that's cool)
Ask #4 (caprisunluv): there's this fic... #1
I'm hoping you hope help me find this fic. Dean becomes a cat and he mostly sticks around Cas. Cas can read his mind and translate what he's saying to Sam and Bobby. He starts to become more and more cat like, forgotting his memories and human experiences.
Found by human-ithink!
Underneath it All [T, 5,300 word count]
On a witch hunt gone wrong, Dean is cursed. He's transformed into something... unexpected and possibly adorable, and the guys have to find some way to reverse the spell or else the change could be permanent!
Ask #5 (anon): changing channels
hey do you know if any fics exist during changing channels only gabriel puts the boys and cas into a porn instead of just random tv shows?
If any of our followers have anything to rec, drop it in our ask box (mention which ask you are talking about by number or bolded title). Thanks!!
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beeyutchpuddinblam replied to your post: mywifeisbeeyutchpuddinblamhoto: Headphones saved...
LOL Kyle, he was comparing you to Cool Hand Luke!
Haha oh Jesus, I have no excuse for not getting that. Distracted by hobbits maybe? It could also be a self esteem issue :)
beeyutchpuddinblam replied to your post: Thanks Beth, stuft, and winknudge
Want me to find out her faaaaaavorite? For some reason, I think it’s lillies, but I’m not sure.
I think you're right. Find out anyway to be sure
Enough with the annoyingness! I changed my URL from
fieryfaeriequeen to beeyutchpuddinblam