Jan 17, 2023
Can Babs kiss a girl please? As a treat.
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Can Babs kiss a girl please? As a treat.
Bruce: I think I'm ready to start dating again. Alfred: I have been preparing for this day. Here is a list of all available bachelors and bachelorettes in your social class. Well-mannered, well-connected, and perfectly trained to run an estate with you. Bruce: I want the man who trained pigeons to salsa dance. Alfred: Of course you do. Bruce: His name is Danny. I'm pretty sure he lives under Brown Bridge. Alfred: Of course he does. Bruce blushing: He beat Batman in a fist fight last night and threw me in a dumpster afterwards. It was glorious. Alfred pouring himself a drink: Of course it was.
Bruce: Sorry, I'm late. The meeting ran longer than I expected. Alfred: It's perfectly all right, Sir. I took the liberty of entertaining your guest in your stead. Bruce: Guest? What guest? Alfred: The young man you had sent over from the Gotham orphanage. Bruce: What? I didn't ask for anyone? Alfred holding out a folder: The young man came with this. See? You asked for an orphan, and this is the paperwork that proves it. Bruce: This is a scam, Alfred. Alfred nodding: Obviously, Sir, but I felt it wasn't safe to send the lad back to a group of people selling children to the first aristocrat that comes knocking. Feeding the poor thing, giving him shelter, and providing sanctuary while the Batman took care of his old caregivers was the most logical choice. Bruce: That makes far more sense. Where is the boy now? Alfred: In there. *opens door to Bruce's office* Danny:
Bruce: He made himself right at home. Alfred: You used to fall asleep just like that while your father worked. Granted, you were a toddler and not a young man of fourteen eating an entire chicken and drinking from a gallon of milk, but it's rather endearing to see any other Wayne do the same. Bruce: Another Wayne? No, Alfred, I'm not keeping him- Alfred: Did you check the DNA report? Bruce: What? Alred shoving a folder: Check the DNA report. Bruce: He's mine? Oh my gods, he's mine. Look at him, Alfred, he's beautiful. Alfred: The very definition of elegance and grace.