Retail Therapy
Pairing: Drummer!Jonathan x Bimbo!Reader x Vocalist!Steve x Bassist!Billy x Guitarist!Eddie
Warnings: slightly persistent employee, hyperfeminine Y/N, short skirts like really short, grumpy Eddie, not proofread :((
When Y/N first discussed shopping with her boyfriends she made it sound quick and easy. Yet that was the furthest thing from the truth as they now walk into the fourth store of the day. Y/N walks ahead of them as she is the only one with free hands. Her boyfriends on the other hand are not so lucky as they each hold three to four bags each.
Jonathan found himself shaking his head with a smile when Y/N offered to carry at least one bag. The love struck look in his eyes gave way the reason he kept refusing her offer. He made a promise to himself that as long as he was around she wouldn’t have to lift a finger. Which was something he knew would take a while for his sweet girl to get used to.
“Oh look! It’s so pretty!”
A small squeal leaves her lips as she shows off a rather cute skirt that Billy had to admit would look nice on her. Unlike his boyfriends he did not like showing how invested he was in his girlfriend’s shopping spree. Well at least in public, he would save all of his compliments when she’s trying the outfits on in private.
Licking his lips Steve’s tongue connected with the metal of his lip piercing. He found himself looking through the racks with Y/N showing her different clothing pieces to buy. Of course she wouldn’t be paying for all of this, knowing his boyfriends they wouldn’t allow that either. “I think this one is cute.”
Glancing over at the skirt her eyes brightened, the pink skirt looked like it was made for her. Grabbing the skirt from his hands she kisses him eagerly on the lips. Not one to back away from a kiss, especially if his girlfriend provided it, he kissed back.
Rolling his eyes at the two Eddie shoves his hands in his pockets. The bags he was holding sitting beside him on the bench inside of the store. Places like these, malls and most retail stores, were on the top of the list of places he hated. The sound of chatter that made it hard to think, the glancing eyes of people that recognized them, and most of all the falsity of store employees.
“Are you finding everything okay?”
Glancing away from his love struck idiots he notices the overly large smile of ‘Bethany’. At least that’s what her name tag said, “Yeah.”
He was hoping his one worded and rather hostile response would scare her off, yet it did quite the opposite. She leaned forward a little too close for his liking, “Are you sure I can show you our new seasonal selection! Are you shopping for someone?”
Tilting his head up as his curly bangs obscured his vision a little, “No.”
The word sent a shiver down her spine, his lack of emotion left her baffled. Opening her mouth as she goes to say something else he stands up grabbing the bags before walking away.
Jonathan felt the weight of someone’s head on his shoulder before recognizing the curls. He chuckles to himself, “Tired?”
The subtle nod of Eddie’s head left Jonathan to lead him back over to the bench. The same one Eddie left Bethany who was nowhere to be found. Placing down the bags in their hands they cuddle up on the bench. Jonathan running a hand through Eddie’s hair.
“I think this is enough! I can’t like go overboard…well not today!”
Y/N was swarmed with clothes that both Billy and Steve had piled in her arms. The two of them eager to see her in every skirt and dress they handed her.
Sighing Billy nods his head, “I guess you’re right and we still have to carry all of this back to the car.”
Steve was already one step ahead of them taking the pile of clothing from Y/N and taking them to the cashier. Without so much as a glance in Y/N’s direction who was ready to protest at any second.
Pouting her lips at the back of Steve’s head, who was already pulling out his card as the cashier scanned the items. A ringed hand found its way into her own as she was pulled into the direction of Eddie and Jonathan. Once looking at the two she cooed at the sleeping Eddie as he cuddled into Jonathan. Taking out her bedazzled and charm filled flip phone she took pictures.
Soon enough Steve joined the four grabbing one of Eddie’s bags which were lying on the bench. “We should go, can’t let Mr. Grouchy sleep out here for long.”
Nodding at his words Y/N grabs two of the bags that Eddie was holding while Billy grabbed the other one. Eventually they all walked out of the store with Eddie on Jonathan’s back still asleep somehow. Though regardless of that Y/N couldn’t help but think that it was a day well spent shopping.
A yawn leaves Eddie as he wakes up finding himself in his bed. Sitting up he noticed the bodies sleeping around him, it brought a small smile to his face. Closing his eyes again he draws Y/N closer causing a chain reaction. Soon enough he found himself wedged even closer between Steve and Y/N with Jonathan and Billy pressed closely against them. The smile on his face widens as he couldn’t imagine anything better than being surrounded by his idiots.











