what. is. UP? i’m lynn and this is my numbero uno love of my life, wade wilson.
my wade is a mix of everything really. comics, shows, movies, personal musing, etc.
FULL NAME: Wade Winston Wilson
ALIASES: Deadpool, Merc with a Mouth, 2COOL4SCHOOL, Mr. Pool, Regenerating Degenerate, more can be found on the wikis.
AGE: 44 / but will live forever.
CURRENT JOB: Balloon artist on the corner but the balloons are made from condoms.
ORIGINS: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CANADA!
SPECIES: Mutant
POWERS: Healing factor, Foreign Chemical Resistance, Disease Immunity, Immortality, Telepathic Immunity, Possession Resistance, and various other superhuman abilities such as strength, stamina, etc.
ABILITIES: Master Martial Artist, Master Assassin, Multilingual: In addition to English, Wade is fluent in Esperanto, German, Japanese, and Spanish. Medium Awareness, Unpredictability.
WEAKNESSES: Mental state, phobias, annoyance, cure for cancer, and mystical curses.
BIOGRAPHY (from the wiki, for now):
Wade had conflicting memories of his childhood. He once recalled that his father abandoned his mother while she was pregnant with him and she took out her anger on him until, as an adult, he beat her instead.[39] He later recalled that his mother died when he was five and that his father, an army officer, became abusive,[40] causing Wade to grow up to be a thug and criminal. When his father got his act together and tried to rein in his son, one of Wade's friends shot and killed him.[41] However, he told a writer that his father was a teller of bad jokes who abandoned him and his mother while he was a boy. His mother turned to humor, alcohol and home shopping networks as a coping mechanism. He believed that he ran away from home so that his mother wouldn't need to spend what little money she had left on him.[42]
However, it was eventually revealed that his parents were still together, living in Canada and had kept Wade's room as he had left it but Wade himself did not recognize the house, his parents or his room when he returned there as an adult.[43]
After leaving home, he appears to have joined the U.S. Army Special Forces but despite his superior skills, he was drummed out for not following orders that conflicted with his moral code. After a failed suicide attempt just before his nineteenth birthday, Wade was invited to join a clandestine group of CIA-sponsored mercenary assassins thanks to his military record, assured that his targets would all deserve death.[44]
Little is known of Wilson's subsequent activities with this group. At one point he was active in Tangier, Morocco where he romanced a woman named Francie. When this relationship soured, he traveled throughout Asia, and was hired in Japan by a crime lord, the Boss, to infiltrate a sumo-wrestling ring owned by a rival criminal, the Oyakata. Wilson spent three years as a wrestler under the Oyakata's tutelage and became romantically involved with his mentor’s daughter, Sazae. When the Boss finally ordered the Oyakata's murder, Wilson refused to complete his assignment, allegedly the first time he had ever done so, and relocated to the United States.[8]
In America, Wade met and fell in love with mutant prostitute Vanessa Carlysle, with whom he shared dreams of a better life. Wilson was subsequently hired by Middle Eastern interests to assassinate a blind British Government operative named Althea, also known as Blind Al. Upon arrival to the Zaire base where she was stationed, he killed everyone except for Al who had fled.
Those who put the contract out on Al sought vengeance for his failure by targeting Vanessa, who was rescued by Zoe Culloden, an employee of the inter-dimensional firm Landau, Luckman, Lake, and LeQuare. Culloden was keeping Wilson under surveillance, believing he was destined to play a vital part in a potential threat to the world. Learning that he had developed 34 inoperable cancerous tumors, Wilson broke up with his girlfriend Vanessa rather than force her to remain with a terminally ill man. He even gave up his chemo treatments, not wishing to prolong things.[45]
Back in Canada, he was offered hope in the form of Department K, a special weapons development branch of the Canadian government. Wilson became a test subject in Department K’s branch of the joint U.S./Canadian superhuman enhancement project, the Weapon X Program; his cancer was temporarily arrested via the implantation of a healing factor derived from another Department K agent, the mutant adventurer Wolverine.
Wilson was active in a covert field unit alongside the near-invulnerable Sluggo and the cyborgs Kane and Slayback. Vanessa herself was later affiliated with the team after having manifested mutant shapeshifting abilities, calling herself Copycat.
During one mission, Wilson killed his teammate Slayback. Shortly thereafter, his healing factor began to destabilise, bringing his cancer back from remission and causing deformities in his flesh. As a result, he was rejected from the Weapon X Program and sent to the Hospice, allegedly a government facility where failed superhuman operatives were treated. However, unknown to the Canadian government, the Hospice’s patients served as experimental subjects for Doctor Killebrew and his sadistic assistant Ajax (known then as the Attendant), with the patients placing bets in a "deadpool" as to how long each subject would live. Killebrew subjected Wilson to various torturous experiments for his own deranged satisfaction.
Wade eventually began working for himself as a merc for hire after hospice. He’s come across the Avengers, the X-Men and so on. During one “mission” he stole a special watch from the school for gifted youngsters which allows him to appear somewhat normal rather than the usual hideout monster that makes children run away in fear and grown men throw up. The only downside is that Wade can still feel what his true appearance feels like. He can feel the burn scars, feel the “phantom” pain, and can’t escape it in his mind.
Wade’s mind is massive. It has corridors of doors, filling cabinets, slides, escalators, etc. Chances are if you ever find yourself in his mind, you’ll get lost. Wade hears voices. Two in particular and he calls them Thing One and Thing Two.
Thing One is somewhat grumpy and literal. My joke is that he sounds like Patrick Stewart. He’s the voice that’s more likely to guide Wade in a better direction and scolds him like the child he is. Thing One’s bubble is [THIS IS A SAMPLE OF SPEECH.]
Thing Two is a child mixed with Flounder from The Little Mermaid when he glitches. Thing Two is childish, crude and most likely to suggest rat poison in the chimichangas. Thing Two’s bubble is {THIS IS A SAMPLE OF SPEECH.}