Ranking veevees based on how annoying their cries are when they're upset:
9. Umbreon- their lower registers makes their pouting more grumbly than anything.
8. Flareon - more of a barker than a yowler. Lower register, but man does it travel.
7. Leafeon - higher register, but thankfully their cries don't get too loud.
6. Eevee - the worst thing is that they just won't stop barking. It's a higher pitch. Their little lungs don't allow for too much long, drawn-out yowling, but they'll make it up with non-stop barks.
5. Sylveon - higher pitch register, thankfully has a airy tone. "But Bela, why is it ranked higher then?" Because a truly upset sylveon can sharpen those airy cries into ear piercing barks that go right through your headphones.
4. Espeon - yowls and yowls. Long sustained cries. Sounds like an injured child.
3. Vaporeon - yowls sound more like shrieks. Their voice will basically never go hoarse so I have dealt with a disgruntled vapreon crying for 8 hours straight, only stopping when given food
2. Jolteon - you've never been in hell until you've heard an upset jolteon. They basically scream and they scream LOUD. Long, drawn out screaming yowls that gets the neighbors calling the local officer Jenny on you only did it turn out you were trying to brush them.
1. Glaceon - similar to jolteon, but their voice rises to the most ear piercing pitch. They are LOUD. Their barks will make you flinch. They yowl and screech. The most high-pitched cries out of any of the others. Headphones cannot save you.
Sincerely,
A very tired daycare worker












