We had agreed it would be simple enough. Mitz and I had fought before, and thought we would have made a strong fighting force of two short people in heavy armor with axes. We'd head over, since we had intelligence saying a Noctem member might be there, and check the scene out. The last time we'd seen any of this nefarious group they'd been a laughing stock. We were able to rescue a prisoner without so much as distracting them and asking nicely. Four of them were no match for eight of the Cross. How difficult would one Noctem member be for two small juggernauts?
When we arrived, we immediately saw one, with the iconic blue cloak. A female pandaren, not seeming to have seen us yet, stood behind one of the large trees nearby. She didn't look like much of a threat. Nothing really stood out to me. I immediately drew my axe, readying for the charge. As I began to run, adrenaline fueling my step, I hear the goblin I had with me utter something, but I was already in the fray. If I took her out fast enough, I could deal with the chagrin of not listening to him when we were done.
I swung my heavy battleaxe, but the pandaren dodged with relative ease. She teased me, giggling, but I was too infuriated to make out what she was saying. Without letting her finish her sentence I swung again and again, the witch back-stepping. Faffing around enough, I cleaved into her leg. The gash didn't seem to do anything to her and she laughed at my attempt to harm her. With a maniacal grin she took a dagger she had sheathed and stabbed me in the arm, finding a weak spot in my armor. She took the dirk to her lips, tasting my blood on her blade, and looked down at me with a demon's visage.
I couldn't relent. I swung my axe, sometimes landing a grazing hit, but the pandaren was at least much faster than I was. Even if I did manage to hit her she seemed like she enjoyed it. I looked behind me to see where Mitz had run off to, to see him behind me, fighting off a blue-cloaked worgen. That's when the fear hit me. What if there were more of them? What if these two were the two members that weren't jesters? I look back to her, and her grin widened when she saw the fear that was likely still on my face.
The pandaren took her dagger and said something, pointed it to her chest, and dug it in as far as the pommel would let her, causing her to erupt with a sensuous moan. It rang throughout the trees and in my mind. As she did that, my heart slowed. I could count each time it beat.
I thought of my usual last ditch efforts, the vials of blight on the inside of my armor that I had spent so much time trying to find a cure for. I should have coated my blade before the fight, but with how she didn't seem affected by anything I did, it likely didn't matter. My hand rose to my chest and I tapped my armor. My fingers grasped for something... anything I could use, but at this point I had no strength left. I fell to my knees, then to the forest floor, the vials breaking under my weight, the contagion seeping into my skin...
I vaguely heard the worgen speak and the pandaren whine as I heard voices over the guild's comm and the flapping of wings. Hoisted from my position, someone carried me off as I faded away. I could only dream I'd meet my ancestors in death.















