Yeah, he'll let you have a bite of his food. He has that big grin on his face as you ask HIM for a bite. He's basically YOUR man so he doesn't mind. Oh, and now you have to let him try your drink.
(Don't ask Mammon for a bite next.)
Mammon
His favorite thing to do is take the first bite out of others’ food, but since you're the one who asked, he'll let you take the first bite out of his.
He stares at you the whole time as you chew, swallow, and then he finally asks how it tastes.
….”Metallic?”
Oops…he forgot to mention there's gold sprinkled onto it.
L*viathan
No. You should've ordered your own.
Begrudgingly stuffs a fork with food on it into your mouth to shut you up.
Beelzebub
A bite of his food? He already finished it! And he finished yours too! Since it had your saliva on it, it tasted better to him.
Belphegor
…do you really want to take a bite out of whatever mush he eats? Because food is “Too much of a hassle to chew” so rather than eating he's… drinking it.
Maybe asking for a sip of one of his sodas might be better. He doesn't care if you drink it all, Beleth will bring more.
Asmodeus
Want a taste of his food? Sure!
“Your face looks so erotic when you open your mouth to take a bite. it makes me want to put something else in your mouth when you hollow your cheeks like that.” He says cheekily.
Look, he's been a dad and a husband, so he'll always let you have a bite.
Lucifer
This man raised Michael, and probably the other two as well. He has a flashback of when one of his little brothers asked for a bite of his food. He didn't expect you to ask him, but Gamigin has done it before too. He doesn't say yes or no, he just cuts a piece and feeds it to you.
Minhyeok
He just KNEW you'd get hungry, so he's lecturing you about how you should order for yourself next time. Anyway, he already ordered extra food for you.
Raphael
Sharing Food? With Raphael? Do you really feel tempted to try angel meat? Yeah that's right, he's chewing on one of the lesser angels.
…But he would let you have a bite if your teeth are strong enough to chew the flesh off… if not, then he can chew it off, and feed it to you mouth to mouth-
A breakup with Satan is so bitter. It's so messy, full of unresolved emotions and tangled up feelings. On one hand you want to roll your eyes and be the bigger person, just tell him “good for you” and move on. On the other hand, you want to argue with him and get your point through about how much of a dick he was.
To add more salt to the wound, Satan clearly got with Ra-on just to piss you off. It's convenient how she just happens to be around for him to hook up with after you break up. He stuck to her like a moth to a flame, but it's pretty obvious they have no chemistry whatsoever. Ra-on has as much personality as a sad wet sock that has been pumped and dumped in some loser's room.
This whole situation still pisses you off, and wanting to tell Satan how small and pathetic his dick really is is at the tip of young tongue.
You're petty…oh-so petty. You did end up cursing him out and telling him his dick is small and he couldn't get you off, now you have your stupid ex under you moaning your name. Satan's digging his nails into your back, leaving behind small red marks. He's holding onto you tightly, moaning your name while grumbling
“I thought you said my dick’s too small to get you off” And he bites his pretty lips, trying to stifle a loud moan.
Beelzebub
He's a fucking cheater in the worst way. He grosses you out, and you can't say anything positive about him. Your whole relationship was sour, and you feel like he used you for sex. He wasn't even faithful to you throughout your relationship…
Your breakup is basically you yelling at him while he tries to calm you down and get into your pants again, which only serves to irritate you even more. He's an expert at ruffling your feathers and irritating you even more.
You hit him, you told him how much he hurt you, you blamed him for being such a fucking wreck. Although he won't admit it, he eventually starts to miss you. He has this moment of deja vu where he suddenly remembers promising to love you, but then he blames it on being a daydream or something. He doesn't want to consider the possibility of it being a memory which he forgot after cloning himself for the nth time.
You're a new notch in his belt, he's basically moved on an hour after you're gone…
Beelzebub’s clones will sometimes try to approach you and pretend nothing ever happened, but you still keep your distance from them. Beel will never tell a soul, but he has pretended to be one of his clones just to come a bit closer to you.
He really misses you and it sucks, maybe he really does regret seeing others while you two were together.
Belphegor
You know you've fucked up when even Agares shows some pity towards you. Agares handing you a tissue and telling you to dry your eyes is an act of kindness, even if he's aggressive and looks annoyed while telling you to get your shit together.
Belphegor’s the most emotionally unavailable person in hell, are you really surprised you ended up breaking up with him? All he cares about is sex, sleeping, and gooning all day. He clearly has a problem which is a major porn addiction. He reads disturbing comics all day, and he keeps watching pornography even after you get into a relationship. Talking to him doesn't mean shit, he'll just do whatever he wants behind your back and tell you that watching another woman masturbate isn't cheating.
The grossest thing Belphegor tried to do is incorporate his weird fetish during sex. Straight up tried to force you into them without a single heads up beforehand. Heck, even if he DID talk to you beforehand you'd shut him down, but the fact that he didn't even ask breaks your trust.
Agares low-key smacks the back of your head with some paper he's holding, “Do ya plan to be miserable and sulk here all evenin’ long?”
