#benchswap au

[strengthofmayhem]

Benchswap: Spikes just gives who he basically adopts as his little siblings custom keys to his office, and after he finds out about Kristoph’s treatment of Klavier, he then adopts Klavier into his little dysfunctional family.

yeah lmao that’s exactly how it goes always 

[buddyfaith]

Prosecutor Phoenix, upon winning logic poker, says “read ‘em and weep”, probably.

[spherekuriboh]

@lesbianedgeworth fun fact lana skye exclusively listens to lo-fi and is horrified when she finds prosecutor phoenix enjoying bubblegum pop

[strengthofmayhem]

the best part of benchswap by far is the fact that phoenix owns a momvan and carpools his little brother, his boss/friend’s little sister, and like a shifting number of other teenaged hooligans around though he’s fucking terrified of driving because if he doesn’t do it who will???? kids if he cries that’s probably normal-- 

[strengthofmayhem]

benchswap miles would sell an arm for canon edgeworth’s clothing budget but is horrified by That Monstrosity around his neck because he maintained the modicum of taste necessary to know its Bad

[strengthofmayhem]

i keep laughing about the hypothetical edgeworth law offices dynamic in the world where greg isnt Fucking Dead 

[strengthofmayhem]

raymond "you used to call me uncle ray when you were younger" shields vs miles "not on your life MISTER shields" edgeworth

[strengthofmayhem]

benchswap has accidentally become a world where kristoph dahlia and phoenix all went to the same high school at roughly the same time and that's hilarious