#benedict cumberbatch names

[swaglexander-the-great]

Holy shit is just heard someone refer to Benedict Cumberbatch as ‘ ol’ Benny Cum’ and I want to erase my mind

[darla-in-the-impala-at-gas-n-sip]

Benedict Cumberbatch names

Pokemon Catchemall

Bobblehead Crumbleface

Wimbledon Tennis Match

Butteredtoast Crustybuns

Barbecue Chickenbreast

Bumbling Cobblepot

Blondiekick Lumberjack

Burgerking Doublecheeseplease

[pawshapedheart]

Mom: *watching TV* "Did you see that?"

Me: *drawing* "What?"

Mom: "Benjamin... o not Benjamin... Humperback... whats his name?"

Me: "Cumberbatch? Benedict Cumberbatch?"

Mom: "Yeah him... his hair was combed, looked nice..."

[captain-ameriadoc-brandybucky]

List of some of the Bonkersnitch Crumblecake names my friends and I came up with during the INSANE amount of time we spent waiting in line for Hall H at San Diego Comic-Con 2014.

- Britishguy Crumpetsandtea

- Berrybush Caddyshack

- Benadryl Cabbagepatch

- Bubblewrap Collywog

- Bumblebee Cuttlefish

- Beaniebag Crabbypatty

- Bendingshaft Elevator

- Bettyboop Squickerwonk

- Bobbypin Cuddlesack

- Billabong Curdlesnoot

- Bernadette Carrottop

- Beaniebag Cottagecheese

- Benandjerry Candlestick

- Boobytrap Chickensoup

- Scoobydoo Snickerdoodle

I dug through my memory, our texts, and facebook conversations to find these. A lot of them I just forgot. beethovensmyjam, am I missing some?

Note: These were not really pre-meditated; we just randomly came up with a different name every time we used Battercake Crackerjack's name in conversation. So here's a challenge for you guys: every single time you mention Buttercup Clobberfist on Tumblr, come up with a different name for him!

[misplacedlemon]

I was talking to my friend about Star Trek Into Darkness, which she hasn't seen, and naturally mentioned Benedict Cumberbatch.

She said "Oh, yeah, isn't he the guy we entered in Eurovision a couple of years ago?"

I kid you not. 

Englebert Humperdinck.