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She/her, 34, Libra, INFP, Hufflepuff, Air Nation, Neutral Good. Lover of musical theater and movie soundtracks, dabbles in a bit of a cappella on the side. Doctor, fangirl, feminist, socialist. This blog is equal parts multifandom blog and shitpost/dank meme hell. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

[icachondeo]

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

benedict cumberbatch harasses a black youth

[alt-j-deactivated20171027]

this is the fifth time I’ve reblogged this i don’t care

[ofwings]

Are you single?

do these look like the posting habits of someone experiencing romance

[dogpuppy]

[halondrus]

[i-am-a-lazy-mess]

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

[aqueerkettleofish]

For those who have missed it, a tourist in Hawaii decided it would be fun to chuck a rock (a BIG rock) at a monk seal. He missed, but he was captured on video, and when told it was illegal to interfere with them, said "I'm rich, I can pay the fine."

Is the best part that he got doxxed? No.

Is the best part that he got tracked down by a local and beaten? No.

Arrested on state at federal charges, looking at up to 5 years and 50K? Nope.

The best part is the local city council's reaction.

And the best part of that is the look on the attorney's face.

[saltiecattoz]

i had a vision of evil version of that dolphin picture i thought it was funny

[ripempezardexerox]

[sorry-im-a-terminalidiot]

[albatross-the-pen-chewer]

[high-fructose-porn-syrup]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[bettabubble]

got an email from a local aquatics store with a coupon for one free worm

[bettabubble]

this is the coupon btw

[makaeru]

I feel like we're almost in an era of like, reverse queerbaiting. Used to be that you'd be tricked into watching a show because the story implied there'd be gay rep, but now they're using gay rep to trick you into thinking there'll be a story.

[theavaliengineer]

this is the best term for this actually I'm gonna start using this irl

[djarin]

Wow. So, when? Since our, uh, rookie season. Since your rookie season? No, it's not true. Since before that. Not helpful.

(insp.)

[ctimenefic]

Thank you Michael Hobbes for convincing me to watch the show, this is the most correct opinion I have ever seen

[kiphunter]

When I was a teenager, I... I realized that I may be that thing that hockey players like to throw around as an insult. The kind of language that I heard on the ice and in the locker room every day was a constant reminder that I was different.

HEATED RIVALRY 1.06 • The Cottage

[officialkendallroy]

not gonna lie kitten, the only thing that's getting daddy through the week right now is canadian state funded ice hockey yaoi

[cykelops]

were I to create an original piece of media I would create bait so queer in order to create a fanfic environment I like. I find you guys do your best work under duress.

[cykelops]

I’d say “jeez can two people not be friends anymore?” and then I’d give one of them amnesia in which they only recognize the other above anyone else