can we headcanon that percy’s middle name starts with a b so that we can nickname him pb&j?

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can we headcanon that percy’s middle name starts with a b so that we can nickname him pb&j?
oh no
*first meeting*
n: i know a vegetarian place
b: oh, i'm vegan
n: me too
b: we should get married
n:
b: or shall we just eat some vegan things?
What do you think about that Trudeau boy? uvu
Trudeau? I’m honestly not certain I know the name… let me just check the yearbooks…
Ah! Yes, the solitary male in the nerd clique. I honestly do not associate with those sorts much, so there isn’t much information I can give you. He’s quiet, and that Andy Wiles certainly has it out for him.
You’d think I’d know more about him, though. Considering the pitifully low population of males at this school, it wouldn’t be so hard to keep tabs of the few young men with whom we associate ourselves. Frankly, darling, I have no interest in the habits of little boys, particularly poor ones of a nerdier persuasion.
Why do you ask, darling?
guess who
Cecily.
He is extremely strange.