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HOT TUB SCENE!!!! (That's it. That's your whole summary lol)
Me: So. Who had the dream? I'm not mad. I just wanna know. Archie: I did. I had the dream- Me: No. No you didn't. Veronica? Veronica: Don't look at me. Look at Betty. Betty: What? I didn't dream it. Veronica: Huh. That's weird. How did you even know it was a dream? Betty: Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it says it's a dream. Veronica: Suspicious. Betty: No, it's not. Kevin: If it matters... probably not. But Cheryl was the last one to read it. Cheryl: Liar! I don't even ship them. Kevin: Oh really? Then what were you doing reading it earlier? Cheryl: I read it so I can gauge how much better of a better ship Toni and I are. Everyone knows that Kevin! Archie: Okay, okay, let's not fight. I dreamt it let me just own it. Me: NO! Who dreamt it?! Betty: Readers... Jughead's been awfully quiet. Jughead: REALLY?! Me: I dreamt it. I had an idea and I wrote it out. I predict that my brain will never tell me who dreamt it and it'll go down as the most discussed thing in the story.
